Epic Samurai Scrote Thread 1~200

Anthony LaBaglia said...
I just saw a small Stanley Tucci,Trying to rob a Lohan of her KootchieHe dressed up like a thugHoped to stick in his plugBut instead he got fucked by her Pootchie.
1:31 PM
Anthony LaBaglia said...
Bitches.
1:31 PM
Anonymous said...
I'd pee in her butt.
1:33 PM
Anthony LaBaglia said...
This could be DB1 and Purg HottieBoth pairs have a similar bodyOne small and one curvyMaybe DB could swervyIf he stopped writin' and learned some karate.Just Joshin' my brother- You the man.
1:35 PM
Yahoo Scrotius said...
LMAO at this fucktard. He was obviously trying to cover up the fact that he has a receding hairline, but didn't pull his bitchin' mandana far enough back on his knob of a skull. And who wears a mandana-suit combo. What a jackhole.She is sparkly goodness and I bet her hoo-hah tastes like cotton candy.
1:36 PM
'bag lanta said...
head band makes him look taller...
1:36 PM
Anthony LaBaglia said...
And I'm still waitin for those digits on the Purg from King D. When I got'em- you got'em.
1:36 PM
Anonymous said...
hott says "you like me, you really really like me"
1:38 PM
creature said...
Sammy & his "friend" Lyle just back from Stockholm
1:38 PM
Anonymous said...
Be forewarned Samurai.Big rig drive by and create wind.Samurai blow away.There's nothing to this pathetic lil' waif. As for her, well, I will devote my career to complete nerve mapping of her body!
1:39 PM
DarkSock said...
Ninja Vincent sullenly paid his respects to Aunt Hilda before disappearing into the funeral home cushions.
1:42 PM
DarkSock said...
That does it; I am NOT going to pay $8 to see "Bangkok Dangerous".
1:43 PM
Douche Unto Others said...
Oh no. C'mon dude... what the hell are you... really?... have you considered... no, listen... ugh.Forget it. I can't reason with this guy.HIIIIIII-YAH!
1:43 PM
DarkSock said...
"No, I couldn't find my favorite tie for the fucking wake; why?"
1:44 PM
Anonymous said...
for DB1, who is a fan of the french XXst century popular culture : "Le Samouraï" is the best movie directed by jean-pierre Melville.(melville was a model for tarantino).Salut,FroggyStyle
1:57 PM
Crucial Head said...
Clarence was disappointed when he learned the Bushido code did not allow blind midgets to wield their unsheathed katana before the curtains came up at the Lincoln Kabuki Theater.
2:03 PM
pfah said...
hey asshole, the Ratpack called. they want their tie back.and as for you, my brown-haired tower of hott, i would like to Vulcanize my whoopee stick in your ham wallet. i'd like to cattle prod your oyster ditchwith my lap rocket. i'd like to batter dip the cranny ax in the gut locker. i'd like to retrofit your pudding hatch with my poon swatter.thank you, Bloodhound Gang.
2:06 PM
Anonymous said...
That's just not fair...
2:06 PM
Crucial Head said...
Being the strongest one hundred pound woman on the planet, Mildred leaned on Lester’s shoulder and slowly pushed him into the concrete slab.
2:07 PM
ScroteBob DouchePants said...
This is the clear winner of the 2008 Best Impersonation of the Purg Hottie. Although an odd choice of scrote for her to team up with...
2:08 PM
paper or plastic? said...
He's taken a "shine" to her.(BTW, This could be one of the hottest chicks ever, IMO. LOL.)
2:20 PM
Anonymous said...
obviously a big quentin tarantino fan.
2:23 PM
creature said...
Mr. Chartruese?
2:26 PM
pfah said...
Mr. Puce?
2:38 PM
Vin Douchal said...
Mr Paisley.She is pure sex appeal.Her pussy is where Nutrisweet comes from.I would eat that until the cows came home. And by cows I mean sparkly dress boobies.
2:56 PM
Anonymous said...
your the best, around!nothing's ever gonna keep you down!
3:03 PM
bcs said...
amazing how one accessory can turn someone into a complete tool.unless he's just wasted and tied some random dudes tie on his head.lord knows i've had worse things on my head by the end of weddings. (cousins)
3:06 PM
Zen Wizard said...
Indoor shades and a bandana with a tux. Now that's class!
3:06 PM
Anonymous said...
If we're lucky, maybe that's a black and white bandage covering a massive head wound.She has a tasty little body.
3:21 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote can kill two stones with one bird.- Adolf
3:35 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Apple pays Samurai Scrote 99 cents every time he listens to a song.BOOBIES!!!!!!
3:40 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote can eat just one Lay's potato chip.- ADOLF
3:41 PM
Anonymous said...
Holy Crap! I can't believe someone of her caliber hottness would even be in the same zip code as this douche. He looks like a penguin with AIDS. She must have lost a bet. She is delicious He is dysentery
3:51 PM
Blinded by the Bag said...
If he's not paying $2500 for the night, I'm taking the gas pipe. It's Little Steven's little brother Teenie Tiny Tony. She's a young Mrs. Robinson, and she's SMOKIN'!
4:11 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
How does this shit happenTo a hott the douche be rapp'nMust be the hip clothes he wearsOr his receding hairsI wish it was her I was tap'n- Adolf Skroatler von Baggensteinp.s. My dad, Wilhelm Nicholas is 84 today! Happy B-Day Pops!
4:14 PM
creature said...
celebrate accordingly, Adolphmy momma becomes 83 on Friday
5:08 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Wow, there really are a lot of older bag hunters on this site. Not that there's anything wrong with that of course. But, is there anyone else on this blog that's in their 20's? I feel like a kid again.
5:39 PM
Anonymous said...
If this isn't in the HCWDB of the Week running, I am going to lose all faith in you, DB1.
5:46 PM
bcs said...
@archidoucheis i'm 26...
6:04 PM
Whoop-di-douche said...
I might know Samurai Scrote by his hand wrapped near and dear to her boobie.I might know Samurai Scrote by his gandering around with Grey Goose Hottie.I might know Smaurai Scrote by his Ringo Starr wannabe appearance. I just might.
6:07 PM
DarkSock said...
@ Archidouchis: I'm 21 and I licked David Copperfield's asshole for 80 dollars when he came to the Beau Rivage casino 3 years ago. What YOUR favorite color?
6:55 PM
Crucial Head said...
Hey Creature,A shot o' the ol' bourbon to you tonight. Viva los Doyers mi amigo!And since we're spilling the beans on our ages here, I got my drivers license last week and banged a six year old lamb to celebrate.
6:59 PM
DarkSock said...
Oh shit; sorry guys. I got my website posts mixed up. 'DarkSock' is a confused lesbian on my other favorite site. My bad.Archidoucheis: *call me*
7:02 PM
creature said...
viva los Doyers indeed! big win in Chi town for the visiting boys in Blue. Fish Slap (fuck him), Donk & all those other lakeside bags must be beside themselves... let's hope for a collective douche bloodletting. let the amber fluid flow, Crucial 'ol boy!now on with Los Angels! piss on Beantown (sorry Mr. White)
7:15 PM
pfah said...
i'll be turning 42 this coming January.my hott wife says that what keeps me young is my level of immaturity. and i love her for that. she's 28.which should let you young bucks know that.....uh.....what? ....what?i'm sorry. i'm having a hard time hearing you over the sound of me being awesome.bitches.
7:17 PM
creature said...
btw, Archi-DI'm 83, it's my B-day on Fri... I'm just gonna drink & bang bitches! Viva Viagra
7:17 PM
Crucial Head said...
Pfah,We peasant nitwits can only imagine the levels of awesomeness contained within that glorious dome of yours. Heh heh.
7:20 PM
Anonymous said...
Kyyyyyyyee-AAAAAAAHHH!!!!!
7:21 PM
pfah said...
it might be the beer talking, but, i love you crucial head.
7:24 PM
Crucial Head said...
Pfah,The whiskey is mos def talkin' on my part, but I really really love ALL of you... well, except for the many retarded anon's... but fuck most of them anyway.
7:28 PM
pfah said...
@archidoucheis....dude, age is just a number. don't feel like an outsider just because you are in your 20's. i WISH i was in my 20's, but i'm not. i'm in my 40's and i have grey hair in my ears.you're hilarious no matter what your age my friend.just ask Darksock. he's 96 and still rolls like he's in his 20's. plus, bcs may SAY he's in his 20's, but he's actually 63 and still listens to Duran Duran in his parent's basement.and don't even get me started on DB1.
7:32 PM
DarkSock said...
I fucked a jar of Winn Dixie brand mayonnaise once. And put it back on the shelf.NOW who's awesome, Pfah?oh wait, I just did the math. never mind.And good Plinky's Mom jabs on the Criss thread. And Mr. Angel gives new meaning to the term 'Peter Criss'.
7:38 PM
Yahoo Scrotius said...
Hey! I'll be 42 this coming January also.My hott ex-wife says that what got me divorced is my level of immaturity. But she's a cunt.And I just broke up with a 28-year-old ... because she wanted me to stop dating the 24-year-old.Lovin' life.
7:41 PM
pfah said...
@Darksock.....when i humped a vat full of Winn Dixie peeled shrimp, i got a rash that wouldn't clear up for almost 2 weeks. next time, i'm gonna fuck the shit out of the Harris Teeter meat counter.let's see security try and stop me.i'm coming for you tender pork loin.
7:49 PM
pfah said...
@yahoo scrotius....happy early fuckin' birthday brother. mine's the 29th. when's yours?
7:50 PM
Crucial Head said...
Guys, take it from me; NEVER forget to lube up with the blood from an Alpaca embryo prior to a little of the ol' in-out in-out with our nation's diverse wildlife.
7:53 PM
Crucial Head said...
And by diverse wildlife, I mean Sarah Palin.
7:53 PM
Anthony LaBaglia said...
Well, I'll be 39 on Pearl Harbor Day; however,when I was 16 I stocked shelves at Winn Dixie. The night after I got fired for missing my shift, I took a shit on the automatic door-opener mat you used to have to step on to get the door to open. It has been 23 years since my last confession.
7:57 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
@ CreatureThanks for the kind words. :]Just got back from the party, and the first thing I do is see what HCwDB is doing. Fuck, I need a life, a 17 year old Vietnamese girl, a fire truck and a box of chocolates.As long as we are all doing it, I'm 43. I feel like an 18 year old, matter of fact, I think I'll have one right now. Oh snap, just remembered, married!I wish I was awesome like Pfah!Happy early B-day yahoo scrotius and Pfah!And fuck you DarkSock! I ate a jar of Winn Dixie brand mayonnaise and it tasted like aged street hooker. Now I know.... now I know.- Adolf
8:08 PM
pfah said...
ok boys, i'm done working from home and i am going to bed. i'd just like to say two things.1. this website provides me with entertainment and fulfillment that is not found every day. and it's due to you regular posters. so thank you for making me laugh my ass off on a daily basis. you are wonderful human beings.2. Rush is one of the best bands to ever grace the face of the Earth. and if you disagree with me, i will kick you several times in the taint.happy Wednesday, and good night.
8:13 PM
Archidoucheis said...
I cranked off a couple of knuckle children into a tube sock once to a Mandy Moore music video (and when I say once I mean 14 times that day, and when I say crank off I mean plaster with fury), then I threw it behind the dresser because I didn't want it in with my wash. 8 years later, when I was moving out, I moved the dresser and found the sock. It had become a darksock. When I peeled it off of the carpet, it was hesitant at first, but it eventually came off with a loud "pfah" noise, like Velcro. It left a weird marking on the carpet...like a face, and I swear it looked just like Fung. Those were good days.
8:13 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
@archidoucheisDamn it, I bought a Winn Dixie sock.....
8:17 PM
pfah said...
@archidoucheis....i hear the same sound when i remove my shoes.
8:17 PM
pfah said...
ok. that's it. i'm going to bed.
8:17 PM
Archidoucheis said...
I hear velcro shoes are making a come back. Of course the only people that are wearing them are douche bags, 3 year olds, and old people with the bladder of 3 year olds.
8:19 PM
Crucial Head said...
I heard Dave Navarro once gargled Geddy Lee’s sperm backstage at a Judas Priest concert.
8:20 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
This post has been removed by the author because:(A) Author could not find anything funny to say.(B) Author was eating Winn Dixie brand mayonnaise.(C) Author trying to figure out why a crusty sock is behind dresser.- Adolf
8:21 PM
Yahoo Scrotius said...
27th
8:24 PM
Crucial Head said...
Adolph,Do you really live in Argentina? I was in Chile a few months ago on business and may have to go to Argentina next month...
8:26 PM
Yahoo Scrotius said...
@ pfahAnd Rush kicks ass.@ crucialGeddy would never allow that.
8:28 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
@crucial headTexas, it smells a lot like Argentina.Yes, Argentina, mayonnaise, and socks.I live Pfah, Pfah away.- Adolf
8:32 PM
Anonymous said...
dude looks like zappa
8:33 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Speaking of Geddy Lee and Rush, did anybody else with the HCwDB book notice that on page 111, DB1 says that he would "play Geddy Lee drum solos on her butt with licorice."Geddy Lee drum solos? Come on Geddy is the Bassist/Singer/Keyboardist. Neil Peart...Neil Peart. And, check out her boobies again.
8:34 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
@ crucialCheck out Iguazu Falls in the northeast. Freaking amazing. Don't eat the mayo, it taste funny.- Adolf
8:37 PM
Crucial Head said...
@AdolphJess checkin’. Never been to Argentina meself. But South America is just like North America from what I've seen… just add a few hunert-thousand free range wandering cocks and stray bitches walking the pot-holed streets.@Yahoo ScrotiusBut Geddy did allow a reach around from Davey Havok while hitting the high notes on the studio version of ‘Hold Your Fire.’ … Or so I heard. Just yankin’ some chain boys. Not a Rush fan but they’re damn fine musicians for sure.Ya’ll sleep off those hangovers well.
8:48 PM
Rubber Douchey said...
speaking of september birthdays, I just turned 38 on saturday. Went to skatepark and killed it with my brother in law & his kids, had great prime rib with lotsa friends and then partied like rock stars til 4am :) age is in your attitude. must people think i'm about 24 or 25. Maybe because i'm skinny as a rail and only have 2 (recent) grays :)Happy birthday to the rest of ya this week :) rage it :)
8:50 PM
Crucial Head said...
Owwwwch Pfah! My taint is bruised you fucker!Heh heh heh.Cheers boys and gals!
8:50 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
good night
9:10 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
us old fucks need sleep
9:11 PM
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9:11 PM
uss douchenbag said...
What the hell are they doing in my shower?I am using this line all week...thanks pfahwhat? ....what?i'm sorry. i'm having a hard time hearing you over the sound of me being awesome.
9:21 PM
Anonymous said...
Is that a leather tie?They were popular in the early 1980s.
9:41 PM
bcs said...
i love you fuckers. db1, get a table at next years comic-con and lets all meet up and rape the cast of heroes.
9:49 PM
douchemaster flex said...
@arch I'm 25. 26 on the 16th. This site is great. Better than great it is a life skill. What better way to practice turning rage into funny mock and lust.A gem. And cheers.From a newbie.DoucheMaster Flex
10:09 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Haha I'm still the youngest, a mere 21. I've shown a lot of my friends this site, but I guess it takes a certain type of person to actually post comments about it. Plus a lot of douchebags are right in my age group so I guess a lot of 20 somethings are just"Blinded by the light, Left off from a douche, another weekly runner in the night"
11:07 PM
Bleethal Weapon said...
Your kung fu is no match for his douche style.
11:14 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
With apologies to Bears fans.....I know you still worship the '85 team, but come on! I can't believe no one went for the cheap one:"I'm Samurai Scrote, I got a cold.Hammered on Grey Goose, small yet bold,I've been baggin' for quite a while,Doin' what's douche and settin' the style,Give me a chance, I'll Tag you good,Nobody messin' in my neighborhood.I didn't come here lookin' for trouble,I just came to show my 5 days o' stubble"
11:59 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
I won't kick any taints, but I gotta agree with pfah about Rush. And Neil Peart is one hell of a writer - check out his books if you want to feel "right there" while he's on his motorcycle or on some other quest.And I'm The Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything: 42. My somewhat receding dirty blonde hair is only very slowly graying, though I have a face that, after shaving, looks and feels like a baby's butt - my "personal stylist," a real hott and fellow dog lover, says I could easily pass for 32. But she's married (ouch). I like babies and puppies, as I said, and all I want for the world is a piece for all! Errrrr, I mean "peace."No, I mean "piece."
12:04 AM
Archidoucheis said...
Don't Wheeze the Douche, was that a remake of the Super Bowl Shuffle?
1:12 AM
pineconeboy said...
Holy shit, that scowl is epic.
1:18 AM
DarkSock said...
Sleep? Jann Wenner, publisher of Rolling Stone, hates Rush. He fucken HATES 'em. Problem is, now that Ahmet Ergan's dead, Jann basically is Lord Emporer of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame now as well, and he has publically stated that Rush will never get in. Even though Rush has been eligible for years they've never eve been nominated. Yet last year back-benchers The Dave Clark Five, disbanded for decades, breezed right in.Rush, meanwhile, 35 years into their career, had 2008's 7th-highest grossing tour.I read that fact on Rolling Stone's back page. Fuck J.W. and Rolling Stone
1:50 AM
Gaijindouche said...
Fuck the rock and roll hall of fame. What a total waste of space and time.I'm not a real huge Sabbath fan, but FUCK look at the list of people who got in before them...And the Rush situation is proof that the R&RHoF is horseshit.
3:46 AM
Miss Anonymous said...
Is anybody making any more coments about Samurai Scrote here?At least his tie-scarf matches the rest of his ensemble. Black, white, gray.Including the 5-o'clock shadow.
4:59 AM
pfah said...
is anyone else hungover today?
6:19 AM
Yahoo Scrotius said...
Jann Wenner is a douche. That nutsack thinks that because he started a magazine about rock, he IS rock. It's amazing how that magazine has survived his ego trips, but it's barely a shadow of what it once was, from a journalistic perspective. I blame Fung.
6:31 AM
DarkSock said...
For Miss Anon 4:59 am: "Han, be careful; there's a tie fighter approaching!"@ Pfah: No hangover for the 'Sock; crystal Meth doesn't leave a hangover. Ahhh, smokable energy crystals, what would I do without you...
6:35 AM
DarkSock said...
Jan S. Wenner is an oldbag douche; I blame Fung also. And Samurai Scrote. Who is so bad-ass he once prepared a pot of chili from nothing more than a pack of weenies and old Taco Bell Fire Sauce packets.
6:37 AM
blinded by the light dressed up like a douche said...
I heard they're working on the third "Men in Black" sequel. I guess this is proof the title will be "Gay Men in Black"
6:39 AM
elastic snap hole of the love bear said...
Nicholas Cage is: "BangCock Damper Puss"
6:40 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's tie is skinnier than Nicole Ritchie's legs after a 3-day stomach flu.
6:42 AM
pfah said...
My ancestors have ruled Japan for 2,000 years. And for all that time we have slept. During my sleep I have dreamed. I dreamed of a unified Japan. Of a country strong and independent and modern... And now we are awake. We have railroads and cannons and Western clothing. But we cannot forget who we are. Or where we come from.That is why i wear this tie on my head.
6:43 AM
elastic snap hole of the love bear said...
Liberace had a Winnebago?
6:43 AM
DarkSock said...
Peter Petrelli never totally healed from Sylar's attack.
6:45 AM
pfah said...
Liberace had a piano made of mirrors. he also had a vibrating buttplug named Walter.
6:46 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's favorite sexual position is gravel.
6:46 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's sex lube of choice is sand.
6:47 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote can cross a temple floor covered in dried lotus leaves without making a sound. In a Humvee. With a bad muffler.
6:47 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote doesn't NEED to find the remote.
6:47 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote wants paper AND plastic.
6:48 AM
DarkSock said...
@ Pfah 6:46 -Yeah, and Walter was a 300 pound epileptic.
6:49 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote fears no man. Samurai Scrote fears no woman. Samurai Scrote fears no stock market fallout. but what Samurai Scrote does fear is his receding hairline.
6:49 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote uses earthworms as condoms.
6:49 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote can filet a salmon with his penis.
6:50 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is so flexible he can literally do it doggystyle. Alone.
6:50 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote has seen Sarah Palin naked.
6:51 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote loves no one. Not even Lamp.
6:51 AM
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6:51 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has an 8-pound Maine Lobster for a cock.
6:51 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote can kill you with his thoughts.
6:52 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's favorite breakfast cereal is compost with beer cans.
6:52 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote is the new head coach of the Raiders.
6:53 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote took Angelina Jolie's virginity with his big toe.
6:54 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote once hang-glided naked on a picante-dusted Dorito into Connie Chung's butthole while she was anchoring CBS Evening News.He did the same to Dan Rather.Cronkite got a pass.
6:54 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote cooks with gasoline.
6:55 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote only writes in Sanskrit
6:56 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote once blogged a scathing review of a "Walker: Texas Ranger" episode. And lived.
6:56 AM
pfah said...
"hang-glided naked on a picante-dusted Dorito"ok. you win, Darksock. i have to clean my monitor from warm, expunged coffee. asshole.
6:56 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote amputated his own skull once, hence the tourniquet.
6:57 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote uses kittens as urinals.@ Pfah: "...filet a salmon with his penis"; heh heh. Fuck that fish fucking fucker.
6:58 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote taught Neil Peart everything he knows.
6:59 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote once lost a thumb-wrestling match to bcs.
7:01 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote's favorite actor is steven seagal.
7:01 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote is forcing me into a goddamn conference call.
7:02 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote rides a go-cart made of cancer.
7:02 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote's favorite DQ blizzard topping is oxycontin
7:02 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's favorite condiment is horse rectum mucous.
7:04 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote lives in a trailer. A flatbed trailer.
7:04 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote fashioned a crude medallion out of christina applegate's severed breasts
7:04 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote once snuck into Plinky's Mom's intestines and stole carbs.
7:05 AM
DarkSock said...
"...fashioned a crude medallion out of christina applegate's severed breasts"?Marry me.
7:06 AM
DarkSock said...
Oscar Mayer weiners wish they were Samurai Scrote.
7:06 AM
burlington mansack said...
There, Miss Anon. You owe BCS, Pfah and DarkSock bigtime. They accept pesos. Which is Spanish for hand jobs.
7:08 AM
johnny scrotten said...
@Pfah & Yahoo Scrotius...got you both beat by a few days...I turn 42 on January 23rd!
7:09 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote lives inside a bear and processes tax forms.
7:09 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote went to a scrapbooking class and brought only pictures of holocaust victims and goatse
7:09 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote creeped out Baron Von Goolo once.
7:10 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote rollerskates. Barefoot.
7:10 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote can crab-walk the length of a soccer field on his balls.
7:11 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote conjures the mythical bird phoenix every time he sings the theme to mash
7:12 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote made sarah palin's baby retarded so she would finally stop breeding. "bitch it's a vagina, not a clown car!" he exclaimed as he hurled the extra chromosome into her womb
7:16 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote fucked cloris leachman. which is hardly bragable.
7:19 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote ejaculates live flounder fish
7:24 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote's cock can chew. it cannot, however, swallow.
7:26 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote has 'moving pictures' on vinyl in near mint condition
7:29 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote has exclusive footage of lyndsay lohan and samantha ronson scissoring
7:30 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote doesn't think israel has a right to exist
7:35 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote's blood type is fear
7:38 AM
douchetoevsky said...
samurai scrote called and said i messed all the fun on this thread.dammit!
7:38 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
Samurai Scrote can spew forth molten lava from his eyes and pull paper kittens out of his asshole.
7:42 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote was trained by a pack of Marlboros and has candy corn for teeth.
7:55 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote drives a 57 plymouth fury covered in dolphin cocks.oh no wait that's xenu
8:01 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
--Samurai Scrote lined 99 girls up against a wall,swore he could fuck 'em all.Fucked 97, balls turned blue,backed off, jacked off,and fucked the other 2!- Adolfp.s. Good morning!Best fucking thread. You sick bastages really came alive after "us old fucks" went to bed.(not together 'rhoid lick!)
8:01 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote flosses with leotards.
8:02 AM
Yahoo Scrotius said...
Samurai Scrote brushes his teeth with paint thinner.
8:03 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote drives an '83 Ford Fairmont covered in smashed assholes.
8:03 AM
Yahoo Scrotius said...
Samurai Scrote uses a rattlesnake as a back-scratcher.
8:04 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote brushes his teeth with his other teeth.
8:04 AM
Yahoo Scrotius said...
Samurai Scrote can type faster than darksock.
8:04 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote once killed a man just to see what a sternum tasted like.
8:05 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
--Samurai Scrote eats nails to spit at small children.
8:06 AM
Yahoo Scrotius said...
Samurai Scrote attends the running of the bulls every year. He is what they're running from.
8:08 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
--Samurai Scrote liberated Mexico, ended the American Civil War, and built the Panama Canal, by himself!
8:08 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
--Who was the 2nd man on the moon?Answer: Samurai Scrote
8:09 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
--Samurai Scrote has some HOT pictures of the sun.
8:09 AM
Yahoo Scrotius said...
Samurai Scrote knows where Purg Hottie lives.
8:10 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
--Samurai Scrote ate planet Pluto.
8:10 AM
Yahoo Scrotius said...
Samurai Scrote IS the sun.
8:11 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
--Samurai Scrote buys suits for Anthony Labaglia using Creature's credit cards.
8:12 AM
Yahoo Scrotius said...
Samurai Scrote has already recorded and released el douche-o's song. In 17 languages.
8:14 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
--Samurai Scrote's leather jacket is made from the finest cured kosher Albanian midget foreskins.
8:14 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote kept me in a meeting while this thread went ballistic.
8:20 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote impregnates Sea Horses.
8:20 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote stole Bob Dole’s pen and gave him an erection at the same time.
8:21 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote built the Great Wall on China with his third testicle.
8:21 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote calls Osama Bin Laden when he needs a babysitter.
8:22 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote invented dry cleaning.
8:25 AM
Anonymous said...
I think I saw a picture of this guy on the cover of a DVD entitled "Reservoir Douches." And by Reservoir, I mean the big chamber in his ass and mouth that stores the daily stagnate pools of semen.
8:26 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote once fellated an elephant. and swallowed.
8:26 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote jerks off to 9/11 footage
8:26 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote molested his priest
8:27 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote hijacked a gas truck so he could fill up his Hummer.
8:28 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote steals chicklets from the orphans in Tijuana.
8:28 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote holds the world record for breakdancing.
8:29 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote clubs baby seals with his ballsack.
8:30 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote is similiar to sarah palin in his political ideology because he is against abortion in cases of rape or incest. the difference is, he is ONLY against abortion in cases of rape or incest. all other babies should die.
8:31 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote taught Steven Hawking physics, then made him able to walk.
8:32 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote sank Short Boat's yacht by ejaculating onto the sterndrive.
8:33 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote taught Miss Daisy to drive.
8:33 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote's 3rd nipple shoots lasers.
8:34 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote melts the polar ice caps just by thinking of drowning polar bears.
8:34 AM