1201 ~ 1400

Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Damn, I got 1000, 1100, and 1200! For that, Samurai Scrote says I'll get nothing and like it.
2:20 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote ____________________.
2:22 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote says it's beer-thirty
2:26 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Who's your friend? Who's your buddy? It's Samurai Scrote, isn't it?
2:28 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote can smell the sex of rats
2:28 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote freely crosses the streams.Mr. White, can you confirm?
2:29 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote killed 'Pac then bought stock in his over-rated ass.
2:29 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote chews each bite 100 times.
2:30 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Marty McFly went back to 1955 in a time machine that Samurai Scrote invented.
2:30 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote put his finger in Winston Churchill
2:30 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote suspects its not butter...
2:31 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote doused the Towering Inferno.
2:31 PM
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2:31 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote had his hand up Jim Henson the WHOLE TIME
2:31 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote stopped the Earthquake. In Sensurround.
2:31 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote slapped the shit out of bow-tie wearing correspondent Irving R. Levine once.
2:32 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote shot J.R.
2:32 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote has a dream.....
2:33 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
You cannot stop Samurai Scrote - you can only hope to contain him.(I certainly hope we're not repeating anything yet.)
2:35 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote could bat .400 with his right big toe.
2:35 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Not even Samurai Scrote gave a shit about the Titanic.
2:36 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote hopes no one's going back and adding comments on the big Xenu thread.
2:37 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Not even Samurai Scrote can get all the questions on "Cash Taxi" right.
2:38 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote likes the way women from Bulgaria smell.
2:38 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote said, "Fuck you Xenu!"
2:39 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote barbecues in his own mouth
2:39 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote said, "Fung, you are not even qualified to wipe my ass."
2:40 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote thinks he'd rock a blue-and-white striped Speedo.
2:40 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote barbecues baby seals.
2:40 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote says, "Xenu's ass is MINE!"No, really!
2:41 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote shaves kittens.
2:42 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Aphrodite herself once rubbed one out to the mere sight of Samurai Scrote's Headband.
2:43 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
And on the 3rd day, Samurai Scrote did rest and admired his handiwork.
2:43 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote would look G R E A T in a blue and white speedo.
2:43 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote once chastised the baby Jesus for being a naughty boy and then personally administered a High Colonic to God.
2:44 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Oops, I was responding to don't wheeze the douche!
2:45 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote once distracted The Virgin Mary by creating The Big Bang; -while she was looking, he tweaked her nips, bowed once, and then turned into a Goat so he could more effectively place-kick Zeus in the taint.-which he then proceeded to do.
2:45 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote scares small children.
2:47 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
I was in Japan over the summer.
2:48 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
I used the steam room in the nude.
2:49 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
I did not sit on a towel.
2:50 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
I caught a nasty case of Samurai Scrote.
2:50 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote’s belt is made from the navels young Cambodian prostitutes.
2:51 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote can spell Douchetoevsky’s name in .0000000001 seconds.
2:51 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Sham-Wow!
2:51 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote eats kryptonite and pisses Knob Creek.
2:51 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Take that you Xenu Fucktard!
2:51 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote can eat an entire McDonald’s franchise in one bite.
2:52 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Running out of shit to talk about.
2:52 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote once beat the shit out of Dorothy Parker, the entire Algonquin Round Table, F. Scrote Fitzgerald, the Writers & Commenters here and on Jalopnik, Chris Cornell, and Maynard James Keenan; in 15 minutes, on a Sunday, before Church...-using only his eyebrow.
2:53 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote can juggle twelve mongoloid babies set on fire with one hand.
2:53 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote can have his cake and eat it too...... with his pelvis!
2:54 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote says, The brain has no sensation of pain even when it is cut!
2:54 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote is always erect...... because implanted Bea Arthur in his left earlobe.
2:55 PM
Crucial Head said...
(he)
2:55 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote says, The pop you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually a bubble of gas bursting.
2:55 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote says, The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
2:56 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote flossed his rectum with the chain mooring the USS Ronald Reagan.
2:56 PM
Crucial Head said...
If you smelt it, Samurai Scrote dealt it.
2:56 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote says, Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people do.Now what SouthPaws?!!!!
2:57 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote survived the bubonic plague by drinking lemur ejaculate.
2:57 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote says, You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.
2:58 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote caught the tiger by his toe... eenie meenie mynie moe style.
2:58 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
----Samurai Scrote asks, "Marilyn Monroe had six toes."--...........True -or False----
3:00 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote once bowled a 347...and he ate all the turkey's along the way.
3:00 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
ONLY SAMURAI SCROTE KNOWS THE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION:What separates "60 Minutes" on CBS from every other TV show
3:01 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
A snail can sleep for three years.
3:08 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Adios
3:09 PM
Crucial Head said...
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon…… unless you’re Samurai Scrote.
3:13 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote is a highway, and I want to ride it all night long.
3:14 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote wears a shirt that says fFck Giving Peace a Chance. And Fuck You Too Tibet!
3:14 PM
Crucial Head said...
And Fuck my keyboard!
3:15 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote’s birthday is celebrated 365 days a year and 730 times on leap year.
3:15 PM
Doucenozzle said...
Samurai Scrote examines his own prostate
3:26 PM
h.R. Puff 'n Douche said...
Samurai Scrote understands that post painterly abstraction was a precursor to Minimalism
3:29 PM
Barack Douchebama said...
Samurai Scrote gives a high colonic w/ happy ending to XENU every full moon
3:30 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote lives in Joan Crawfords vag
3:46 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote won't kiss ya before cornholin' ya
3:47 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote likes to hump dry scratch hole
3:48 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote eats assbutter & toe jam sandwiches
4:01 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote says mustard & tabasco on avocado made his member swell
4:02 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote liposuctions his colon to make party dip
4:03 PM
creature said...
he gets the chips from the napkin bin in the little girls room
4:04 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote peels the scabs off Xenu's anu, motor boats it & then grins saying, "cream pie!"
4:05 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote will not win the weekly
4:06 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote lives in Bcs's basementthey play lard twister in the wee hours
4:07 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Is this thread dead?Said Fred.I think I need some head.
4:52 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Looks like it is all over........ L A S T !
4:53 PM
pfah said...
holy bejeebus!Xenu would be proud gentlemen. what an epic thread. it totally sucks that i was slammed at the agency today. i would have loved to contribute today.that said, i am damn proud of us all.also, DB1's Friday Musings are hilarious.
5:04 PM
I love balls said...
Samauri Scroate's urine provides drinking water for third world countries
5:18 PM
wonkydouchey said...
In closing, my new girlfriend Natalie Portman had this to say about the man:"He was Samurai Scrote. And he was my father. And my mother. My brother. My friend. He was you, and me. He was all of us."
5:27 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote shits chocolate out of his right ear canal and vanilla out of his left…… he swirls it with his nose hairs and rolls it off his chin and into a cup…… That's right, two Samurai Scrote ears, one cup.
6:37 PM
Crucial Head said...
Dammit! I fell off the wagon already. Samurai Scrote does ease my trembling hands though. Time to eat some steak and make babies!!
6:37 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote invented hopscotch, so he will skip the weekly and monthly and go straight to HOS.
6:56 PM
DarkSock said...
samurai scrote admits that darksock cannot type as fast on his new iPhone...
7:00 PM
DarkSock said...
samurai scrote stab ducks canned hams
7:03 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai scrote has a clitoris on each knuckle and he orgasms during fights
7:05 PM
DarkSock said...
samurai scrote rocks a commodore 64
7:08 PM
DarkSock said...
samurai scrote fucks in his sleep and has snoregasms
7:10 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote is the giant phallus of the Hounen Matsuri festival at the Tagata Jinja Shinto shrine in Komaki, Japan.
7:12 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote cannot be contained by 1300
7:21 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote simultaneously gave blow jobs to creature, darksock, crucial, bigalow, don't wheeze, skroatler, vindouchal, wonky, pfah, douchetoevsky, elastic snaphole,and blinded. He then coined the phrase,"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."
7:32 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote can fit the entire population of Alaska in his lower intestine.
7:34 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote graduated college as a member of the I Phelta Thi fraternity...... at age four.
7:34 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote apologizes for leaving anyone out. But then, he is a higher conscious douche.DB1 says so.
7:36 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote told Dice-K Matsuzaka to wait until the fifth inning to choke so Crucial Head can give Mrs. Head some lovin'...Then I'll let him blow me......thanks Whoop-Di...all take what I can get on the side.
7:36 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote told L Ron Hubbard to go fuck himself.
7:37 PM
Steve Zodiac said...
Samurai Scrote made Xenu's balls from Fung's hair grease.
7:41 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote eats Viagra with his Holy Communion so he can experience the Second Coming of Christ.
7:41 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote also apologizes for leaving zodiac and Mr White out of that colossal blowjob. He ate them for dessert.
7:43 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
...and to bcs, Samurai Scrote thinks you make a nice cherry on top of that dessert..
8:16 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote is considering using more than his mind power. He wishes to strangle Miss Anonymous with his badass headband for starting this ginormous thread.But he is higher conscious douche, and will refrain and let bloggers take all blame.
8:33 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai scrote knows freedom costs a buck o five
8:56 PM
DarkSock said...
samurai scrote thinks we have balls. He likes balls.
8:58 PM
DarkSock said...
samurai scrote disapproves of 'Sock watching Team America World Police with his 4 year old only weeks after scarring him with Evil Dead 2.
9:04 PM
creature said...
just read the whole thread & DarkSock nailed it yesterday:"Samurai Scrote hanglided naked on a picante dusted Dorito into Connie Chungs butthole..."I'm still busting up & I think I have soiled myself... probably advanced age & allDS=SS master
9:12 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote feels a rittle ronery
9:23 PM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote was the first to call Jonathon David Drew "JD"Fuck Yeah GO BOSOX, fuckers
10:33 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote laments an Angels defeat tonight… not because he’s an Angels fan (bleeds Doyer Blue), but because the Red Sox can keep the embers of winter burning a few more hours before the reality of snow, heavy parkas and Christmas with no Tom Brady kicks in…
11:52 PM
Crucial Head said...
@ Vin Douchle, I’m just having drunken fun amongst us hunters… maybe you guys and our Doyers will meet in the WS? Good times may be had by all… don’t fault my drunk ass for rooting the freeway series here. And by ‘good times,’ I mean home runs and heaps o’ whiskey baby!Cheers!!
11:54 PM
Crucial Head said...
... aaaaaand back to the mocking:Samurai Scrote built a bomb with an Aborigine’s neck fat and toenail clippings packed into a paper mache box named ‘Fat Man’ and the rest was left to gravity.
11:55 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote weighs more than 9.8 meters per second squared, and thus floats like a turd after a half bottle of Makers Mark.
11:56 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote read through all these posts with ease after he greased his mouse with the lard of an unborn ewe.
11:57 PM
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11:58 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote wishes Crucial Head could afford cool gadgets like Darksock’s IPhone so he wouldn’t be landlocked and forced to post stupid ass comments at midnight.
11:59 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote knows Monday will bring the Monthly conteders face to face...... this will be a bloodbath...Like... ummmm... ehhhh... uhhh... the Ambien now kicking innnn. FINALLLY!!!See you pieces of funny shit on Monday!
12:04 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote wishes he could toke a coffin nail with style like Crucial's avatar.
12:06 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote whacks his forearm as he says "THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE; THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOME..."; at that moment he realizes he is Pfah........
12:15 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote knows that the only wood that does not float is Natalie Wood.
12:18 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote looked down after singing 'It's A Small World' with his kids on the godola at Disneyland and promptly threw them overboard with concrete tied to their ankles.
12:19 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote served as Sadaam Hussein's Treasurer in the late 90's - hence his nickname " The Sadaam-Miser".Sorry.
12:21 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote realized it must be like 8am already in Mississippi and trembling asked Darksock...... got any absinthe left in ye cellar?
12:21 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote knows not to show the 29 children sired by his twelve penii, 'World Police' at that age...... Samurai Scrote directed the movie while gestating in the womb.
12:25 AM
DarkSock said...
Nite croosh. Nite creature. Hello Ambien/Bushmill's Black Bush cocktail/O'blivion
12:26 AM
Crucial Head said...
... the womb of Dracula just after mating with a Sea Horse...
12:27 AM
DarkSock said...
we got lumps of it 'round the back...
12:28 AM
Crucial Head said...
Yeshfjalhsdf,mheodarksockm/amc
12:29 AM
DarkSock said...
Fuck sleep, Crucial. We got hurricanes; you WILL have earthquakes. One thing is for sure; Samurai Scrote is to natural disasters what Astroglide is to buttsex. Good for business.'Nite. Or Morning I should say...
12:35 AM
creature said...
nite john boy...Samurai Scrote then proceeded to exterminate the Walton clan with a gastro sharticle of fecal matter trouser claymore... FWOOOOOSSHH!
12:35 AM
Crucial Head said...
Creature ‘ol chap, we may be facing the Beantown But upon my face you won’t see a frown.For we’ll make the Word SeriesAnd Manny will unleash balls of furyAnd Bahstuhn will be left winter bound.
12:44 AM
Crucial Head said...
... passed out on the floor, naked and with a box of crayons next to the computer with a fifth of The Mark left in the bottle......g'nite...
12:46 AM
creature said...
we'll crucial, I guess we know how to deal with "beaners", huh?rest up pal, there'll be more Makers tomorrow
12:50 AM
I love balls said...
Samurai Scrote helps me to realize why I like twat rather that cock.
1:09 AM
I love balls said...
just kidding. I like both. But not as much as I like Samurai Scrote bending me like a pretzel and dipping my ass in salt.
1:10 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Damn, you boys were at it till the wee hours of the morning.Good job, keep 'em coming.- Skroatler
7:30 AM
DarkSock said...
that's what she said
7:47 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote eats Elvis and shits Slayer.
7:48 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote eats Elvis and shits Slayer.
7:48 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
No one does it better than Samurai Scrote!
8:53 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Scrote. Samurai Scrote.
11:29 AM
DarkSock said...
SS filets his chicken while it's still an egg
11:32 AM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote is Pete Carroll's fluffer
11:52 AM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote crashed Howard Stern's wedding, then discussed Yield Capitalization in the Investment Analyst and Capitalization Process with Donald Trump
11:54 AM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote turned Lindsay Lohan into a lesbian
11:55 AM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote invented Beta and VHS
11:56 AM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote created the Pakastani river system with a diarreah fart
11:57 AM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote knows I'm going crazy until baseball starts up again today
11:58 AM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote turned Manny Ramirez' batting practice pitching machine up to 11
11:59 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
---- Darksock, did you look at the video?---- Skroatler
12:42 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote delights in the fact that Crucial Head has said “see you all Monday” 27 times since Friday night… But Samurai Scrote keeps dragging his ass back here like Bobby Brown dragged Whitney Houston across his living room floor.
12:44 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote is honored by Mr. Skroatler’s tribute on Youtube. And by honored, he means he invented Youtube with a matchbook, the lenses from Ronald Jenkees glasses and a box of fruit roll-ups.
12:45 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote masturbates by flogging his wiener with a sack of glass Aunt Jemimah bottles.
12:46 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote smells what The Rock is cooking and says it smells like a Shetland Pony’s vulva.
12:47 PM
Crucial Head said...
We built. We built this city on Saaamuraiii Scrooooote.
12:48 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
@ crucial headThanks Crucial!Check out the Party Barn, that thing has housed many parties and has been and endless source of amusment for me and my family.- Skroatler
1:33 PM
Anonymous said...
Another hot party at the Rochester Marriot..
2:39 PM
Miss Anonymous said...
Oh golly gee, what ever happened here? I didn't mean to start such a stampede of comments. I'm sorry Db1. PS I think Xenu is more worthy.
3:27 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
@ miss anonShut your trap woman, and bake me chicken-pot-pie!And for God sakes, press my shirt!- Adolf Skroatler- Old World Man"Put'n Women In Their Place Since 1964"
6:50 PM
Miss Anonymous and her Significant Other said...
To Skroat:Shut your pie-hole you old man and go take a flying fuck on a rolling doughnut.And be sure to dip your d_ _k in scalding coffee on the way out.
9:28 PM
DarkSock said...
@ Adolph: hadn't seen it yet, my 3g Gayphone won't play it and I'm still getting the hang of this Apple product...
10:10 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote:
10:11 PM
DarkSock said...
...drives a 2008 Ford Contempt
10:13 PM
DarkSock said...
...has anal sex with a vigorous Iscosceles butt action
10:15 PM
DarkSock said...
...prefers baby flavored ice cream
10:17 PM
DarkSock said...
...has only ever been beaten in a game of Twister once...by his own COCK.
10:19 PM
DarkSock said...
...uses Nipsey Russell to carry oxygen in his blood stream.
10:22 PM
DarkSock said...
...has a kneecap made of Scotch. Single malt.
10:24 PM
DarkSock said...
...bore the scorn of the porn-born Bjorn
10:26 PM
DarkSock said...
...never returned my copy of "Fisting Miss Daisy".
10:29 PM
DarkSock said...
...masturbates as he licks stamps.
10:31 PM
DarkSock said...
...MUST reach 2112 posts and then shut down forever...
10:40 PM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote squirted beer in Derek Lowe's eyes
12:15 AM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote drinks Bud and pisses Miller
12:16 AM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote drive the Auto Club tow truck and jump starts batteries with his fingertips
12:16 AM
Crucial Head said...
Thanks again fellahs,Mrs. Head woke with a start at 3am last night with a startled gasp of wonder and amazement as her husband flapped and floundered on the sweat drenched sheets; muttering partially incoherent words dealing with ancient military warriors severing the wrinkled sacks of old grapes in Napa Valley.
12:36 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote scored 3700 on his SAT test. He then lit his test results with a blue flame. THEN, he retook the test while being bitten by sixty four black widows and performing throat kegels and scored a 7400. He was awarded an extra 300 points for gargling with the seed of Phillip Seymour Hoffman.
12:38 AM
Crucial Head said...
Liberace took one look at Samurai Scrote's headband and took Natalie Portman’s virginity with a passion not seen since Mel Gibson saw a bottle of Beefeater®.
12:39 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote dots his I’s and crosses his T’s with Edie Falco’s lactate and barnacle dung.
12:40 AM
Crucial Head said...
My daughter now says joyfully:Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies, Samurai Scrote! …We all fall down.
12:41 AM
Crucial Head said...
When the bucket knows it’s gonna die, it kicks Samurai Scrote.
12:42 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote can eat Milwaukie and Philadelphia with the mouth located on his Achilles.
12:43 AM
Crucial Head said...
C’mon kiddos. 2112 posts or Darksock will eat your unborn. Or, Geddy Lee will fellate a storm drain full of HIV infected octopi.You decide.Rock the scrote!
12:44 AM
Crucial Head said...
P.S.See you all Monday...... heh heh heh...
12:45 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote shaves his skeleton every Labor Day.
7:01 AM
DarkSock said...
...with a rat-tail file.
7:02 AM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote eats alpha male and omega tail, while reciting the Greek alphabet backwards.
7:22 AM
DarkSock said...
when Samurai Scrote has sexual congress it literally involves hundreds of old white men.
7:31 AM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote is really a karaoke singer at a club in the Borscht Belt.
7:32 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote knows:
7:33 AM
DarkSock said...
...fraydom isn't fray