1601 ~ 1800

Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote once shot a deer with a 50 caliber. Not amazing in itself until you consider the fact that Samurai Scrote has never used a gun.
9:04 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote provides both meat and dairy products in one convenient package, a real blessing to the housewife.
9:04 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote was the Rhinestone Cowboy.
9:04 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote eats an apple everyday and gives the finger to every doctor he sees.
9:06 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote invented the swiss army knife. He originally intended it to be a dildo for his girlfriend but after she bled to death he realized no one is a brutal as he is.
9:08 PM
Archidoucheis said...
not even the bitches he sleeps with
9:08 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Onions cry when Samurai scrote cuts them...with his glare.
9:08 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote appreciates the humor of archidoucheis and laughs till his hernia fall out, then pushes it back in with mind power.
9:11 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote said, "You are getting sleeeeepy.....go to bed....."And so I will, but I'm going to try to see the end of this extra inning affair between the Angels and Red Sox.
9:12 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
Well, that's it for tonight, folks, choir rehearsal wiped me out and Samurai Scrote told me to take two before bedtime and call him in the morning.Or, in the immortal words of Lawrence Welk, "A one-a, and a two-a, and a..."Nite-nite
9:20 PM
Archidoucheis said...
When Samurai Scrote's pubes fall off they turn into cobras.
9:21 PM
bcs said...
jesus christ you guys
9:09 AM
DarkSock said...
Fucken A, guys. Whoop, Crucial, Wheeze, et al: This is an amazing tribute to human spirit, hard work and the indomitable core of the Human Condition that rises above all other things: Stupidity.My turn:
12:39 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has boiled eggs for internal organs.
12:40 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has a grotto and fountain in his ass crack; he lounges there and reads some days.
12:40 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote IS: Daisy Fuentes.
12:41 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote humped a saxophone in Junior High once
12:41 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's favorite lotion is salt.
12:42 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote doesn't use the john, he waterboards.
12:42 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is guilty...of being delicious!!
12:42 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's eyeballs are full of black cherry Kool-Aid.
12:43 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote threw Lassie down the well. All 8 of 'em
12:43 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote only uses electric can-openers for self-surgery
12:43 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is T. Boone Picken's second domestic energy source of choice.
12:44 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote only owns two ties.
12:44 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote invented dirt.
12:44 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote whitens his teeth with Polar Bears.
12:44 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has an O-G iPhone.
12:45 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's iPhone has a 15" subwoofer.
12:45 PM
DarkSock said...
and a moonpie compartment
12:46 PM
DarkSock said...
OF DEATH
12:46 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote drives a bulldozer to work. He is a CPA.
12:46 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has the sands of time in his shoe.
12:47 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has more posts than George W. Bush's Texas ranch's fence.
12:47 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote engages in cat-juggling
12:48 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote owns a pair of CRUEL SHOES
12:48 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote co-starred in "Chico and the Mang"
12:48 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has all available tiers of Direct TV channels.
12:49 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's boxing gloves are VW Golfs.
12:49 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote wears a pager on his jock
12:49 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has never ordered unsweet tea.
12:49 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is one of Baron Von Goolo's seasonal gimps.
12:50 PM
DarkSock said...
When asked "sweet or unsweet" he answers "BALL GAG".
12:50 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's real name is Gustav J. Katrina.
12:51 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote goes deep sea fishing in Montana
12:51 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote came up with Palin's swift boating script last night.
12:51 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote violates pineapples.
12:51 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is covered in a fine downy hair.
12:52 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote found out about "SHELLOIL" upside down on calculators
12:52 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has the very first calculator; it's an old chinese guy
12:52 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote keeps plastic sheets in his trunk.
12:53 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote thinks Joe Biden is a throbbing hunk of man meat.
12:53 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has floor seats at the upcoming AC/DC Houston show.
12:53 PM
DarkSock said...
and he paid face price.
12:54 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote starts mosh pits at jazz shows.
12:54 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote is currently recieving transmissions from Uranus
12:55 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote this Joe Biden is a BOBBING hunk of man meat.
12:55 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote is a big douche at the Scottsdale bars
12:55 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote eats dried beans. Right outa the bag.
12:55 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote fences off his hard with cucumbers.
12:56 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is too sexy for his shirt.
12:56 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote is pfah's secret stalker
12:56 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is obessive-compulsive. obsessive compulsive. obsessive compulsive.
12:56 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote thought AC/DC was a form of being jittery.
12:57 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote drives a Dodge Durango made of hollowed out Mastadon skulls
1:00 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote was into AC/DC before AC/DC was even together
1:01 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote knows the future is in plastics. And Jelly Dongs.
1:01 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote likes a woman with a muffin top
1:01 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote knows what your cunting daughter did.HELP ME
1:02 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has a bundt cake around his cock at all times.
1:02 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote knows this thread is like the Eternal Flame, someone has to keep it burning
1:02 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote gave Susannah Hoffs anal warts in 1986.They were the size of grapefruits.
1:04 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote feels lucky, punk.
1:04 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote won the Nobel Prize in ass kicking
1:06 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote lies awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
1:06 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
All men are created equal, but none are as equal as Samurai Scrote.
1:09 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote has front row seats for the Dead Milkmen reunion show
1:10 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote stayed at pfah's house for the weekend, took an upper decker dump in the toliet tank, wiped his ass with the good guest towels, and hid them in the hall closet.
1:12 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote says, "Yo muthafuckas! Gollum drop a beat that evil Orcses even use! Word."
1:14 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote says Gollum blows DJ Bello out of the water.
1:15 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote built the tower of Orthanc. Saruman the White copped the credit because of the similarities in their names. Samurai Scrote tricked Saruman with the palantir.
1:17 PM
DarkSock said...
the milkmen are getting back together?!?
1:34 PM
Crucial Head said...
I know our old milkman ain't gettin' back together with anyone after my pappy stuck a meathook through his temple when he came home from work early and...... huh? wha? ohhhhh I get it...heh heh, ummm. I'm going home now.
1:58 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote will re-animate the lifeless corpse of Dave Blood 5 minutes before show time.
2:10 PM
Benkebab said...
Samurai Scrote is Phantom, and HE feels no pain
2:47 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is like Death eating a cracker.
3:16 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote will drink no anal lube before its time.
3:17 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote prefers boiled peanuts to roasted.
3:17 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote believes in the cost of living adjustment (COLA) that the Fed publishes each year. He compares this with his required cocaine consumption, and then generates the Coca-COLA report.
3:18 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is a noted notary public.
3:19 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote only has one pubic hair, but it is the same diameter and length (thickness) of a coffee saucer.
3:19 PM
DarkSock said...
When Samurai Scrote does drive-bys he inserts the bullets manually.
3:20 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote ran around trying to photograph Hitler and was the first Nazi Paparrazzi.
3:20 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote bites into fire ant beds like it was cake.
3:21 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote preferred the first Darren over the second more dour Darren.
3:22 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's jockstrap is welded pig-iron
3:23 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote finger-banged Bjork so hard he made her voice husky.
3:23 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote invented that 70's "chicka-wakka" guitar sound.
3:24 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote drives with his knees.
3:24 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote built a space shuttle out of marine-grade plywood and pig-dick nails for the Chinese space program. Fire retardant plywood would have been a wiser choice.aaand 1700.
3:25 PM
Crucial Head said...
The poisonous gasses of Jupiter have, and always will be there; for Jupiter is the entrance to Samurai Scrote’s ass.
3:35 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote replaced his stomach with a stainless steel sink and a 240hp garbage disposal so he could swallow Paris Hilton’s vaginal mucous.
3:36 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote’s olfactory system smells only one thing: pussy.
3:37 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote takes naps at warp speed.
3:37 PM
Crucial Head said...
Layne Staley main-lined Samurai Scrote on that fateful day in May of 2002...May Xenu bless dear Layne in grunge heaven.
3:38 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote’s vertebra has a tan…… because Samurai Scrote peels off his skin when he goes tanning at the nude beach.
3:39 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote has won every episode of Fear Factor ever filmed... even the ones in Romania and Malaysia.
3:39 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote won the Los Angeles marathon before the gun powder left the chamber.
3:40 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote raped The Flash while jogging through Central Park.
3:40 PM
Crucial Head said...
AIDS is working on a cure for Samurai Scrote.
3:41 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote created his own dimension; one in which everything smells like ass and burnt rhesus monkey taints.
3:42 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote is the fifth and six mythical elements.
3:42 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote retards fires by throwing mongoloid babies on them.
3:43 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote will no longer be on the front page of HCwDB by tomorrow morning...... or will he? (hint, hint)
3:44 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote just sent me the updated codes from the ICC...Damn Samurai Scrote!
3:45 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote knows that one can still post comments on bags that roll off of the front page after they go to the archives...
3:51 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote mixes Pepsi and Coke and calls it "Poke".
3:51 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's 2 food groups: salt and pepper.
3:52 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote did Winnie from the Wonder Years.
3:52 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's favorite band is Midnight Oil. And lubricant.
3:52 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote passed a fork through his colon this morning.
3:53 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote eats his lawn clippings.
3:53 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote wrote Gilgamesh.
3:53 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote gots dat gangsta lean.
3:53 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote spreads lies.
3:54 PM
DarkSock said...
Lies is the Gaelic word for "legs".
3:54 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has three peg legs; two have wheels on them.
3:54 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote can will himself uphill.
3:54 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote can make a cell phone from bat guano
3:55 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is less and less enthusiastic about System of a Down. Except "Sugar". That's a great song.
3:55 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has it out for Borat
3:56 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote doesn't hunt. He waits.
3:56 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote can piss a stream around the world and hit himself in the ass.
3:56 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote flosses with monkfish.
3:57 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote started the first Rotary Club.
3:57 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote understands British humour.
3:57 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote bets your ass
3:58 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote shucks corn with his chin.
3:58 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is his own Roadie. And Groupy.
3:58 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is his own Roadie. And Groupy.
3:58 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote has no ears… he smells with his tongue.
3:58 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote shells peas with his pee hole.
3:59 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote hogtied a wild elephant with his eyebrows.
3:59 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote values your underleg noises.
3:59 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote has to duck when walking underneath the Saint Louis Arch.
3:59 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote puts the "Penis" in Pinada".
3:59 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote is a roadie and a groupie... wait.
3:59 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote cooks roasts with a soldering iron. Of Justice.
4:00 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote hosts "Beat the Press".
4:00 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote wears pantyhose because that's what real men do.
4:00 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote can't get enough carbs.
4:00 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote can pee a pack of Certs in half.
4:01 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has sex with post holes.
4:01 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote drinks fistula.
4:01 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has a finial on his cock.
4:01 PM
DarkSock said...
and 3 gargoyles.
4:02 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote drinks Tab. Willingly.
4:02 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's favorite mixed drink is Scotch and Vodka.
4:02 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote thinks airplane booze bottles are enemas.
4:02 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote should quit calling me when my office door is closed...
4:03 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has hepatitus Q
4:03 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has hepatitus Q
4:03 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote uses a tube sock as a Merkin.
4:03 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote miiight break 1800; we'll see. ahhh, 2112 was sooo close...
4:04 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote still writes Fred Durst fan mail.
4:04 PM
DarkSock said...
Fred Durst writes back and asks for $20.
4:04 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote knows Durst coulda had Britney if he'd only asked twice.
4:05 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote sodomizes vending machines.
4:05 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote drives by smell.
4:05 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote pees chiclets
4:06 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote killed Don Ho
4:06 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote can call Chile from LA and answer from Chile at the same time. Stupid phone.
4:12 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote has a name for each hair on his sack.
4:13 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote’s hair doesn’t turn grey, it turns fire.
4:13 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote is the world's largest supplier of hand grenades.
4:14 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote doesn’t pass out after drinking too much… he passes IN.
4:14 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote thinks Frank Gehry mistakes most of his designs for the origami in his trash bin.
4:14 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote knows it’s almost time for Monday Night Fotball. Dun duh duh-duh.G'nite folks!
4:15 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote wears a bag over his head to New Orleans Saints games & still scares women & small children... not to mention out of work French Quarter trannys
5:58 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote still calls Tampa Bay "Devil Rays"
5:59 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote brushes his teeth with Ajax & scrubs his ass with simple green & sand paper
5:59 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote gave Marilyn Manson his look
6:00 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote used to sell guns to Charlie Manson & then kick his squirrelly little ass
6:00 PM
creature said...
helter skelter is about a date with Samurai Scrote
6:01 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote killed Paul but thinks John is still alive
6:01 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote made all the hair fall off Ringo by grabbing his balls
6:02 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote walked from Paris to Lyon on his hands
6:02 PM
creature said...
... backwards & drunk
6:03 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote squeezes Charmin between his gums.... after he fishes it out of the camode
6:03 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote makes Mr. Clean feel Dirty
6:04 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote taught Florence Henderson how to cook fried chicken
6:04 PM
creature said...
... in her ass
6:05 PM
creature said...
... using crisco & 50,000 glazzz bietz
6:05 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote dresses all his little piggies up like little lambs & then kicks the shit out of door jambs
6:06 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote invented reincarnation 7 is coming back as a boobie mauled by Pumpy
6:07 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote can outlast the stoutest baghunters & then fuck Madonna for a week
6:07 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote rides a tricycle on his face while peddling with his hands & shoving his size twelve Jack Connrs up his arse
6:09 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote will incinerate you with his gaze if you call him a circus clown
6:09 PM
creature said...
...& tetherball you by your cock if you call him a mime
6:10 PM
creature said...
...but will only sodomize you with hourglass if you call him a jester