401 ~ 600

DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote fingers ferrets
10:26 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote invented the Internet.
10:26 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote uses the rings of Saturn for a cockring.
10:26 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote gave herpes to Robin Williams
10:27 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has to fart away from the sun for safety reasons
10:27 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote invented that potted meat smell.
10:27 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote does Iron dog races on his ballsac
10:28 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Somewhere in California, DB1 thinks to himself, "Lo, what hath I wrought?""Thou art doing Mine Holy Work, my son," replies Samurai Scrote. "Mine assistant Xenu shalt now fetch us a tankard of ale so that we may continue. Go, Xenu!"
10:29 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote makes the Oscar Meier Weiner Car feel like a Vienna Sausage
10:29 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote is a celebrity spokesman for death.
10:29 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
You can buy a 144-pack of Scrote's towels for $14.99 at Samurai Scrote's Club.....while earning your law degree!
10:32 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samarai Scrote put an Icey Hot Sleeve on his cock, and sang God Bless America at a Yankees game.
10:33 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote prank-called QVC for 8 days straight.
10:34 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote saw Phah naked, and coined the term "droop"
10:34 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote.....he's got electrolytes!
10:36 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote is holding Mr. White hostage as we type.
10:37 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote stole Davey Jones locker.
10:38 AM
douchetoevsky said...
samurai scrote is stealthaly waiting to be poster #1000
10:38 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote can fix MedicareSamurai Scrote will pay the national debtSamurai Scrote can bring peace to the middle-eastSamurai Scrote will end global warmingSamurai Scrote reverses inflationSamurai Scrote can feed the hungrySamurai Scrote could have stopped Katrina, Ike & GustavSamurai Scrote will put a chicken in every potSamurai Scrote has 40 acres & a muleI am Samurai Scrote & I approve this message
10:38 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Mr. White is giving Samurai Scrote a "bath" in the Yellow River.
10:39 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote is a fuckin' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes. but he lives to play hockey. he likes to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and just fuckin' chillin' I guess. if ya fuck with him he'll kick ass. also, he doesn't want kids.
10:40 AM
douchetoevsky said...
samurai scrote made lindsay lohan like pussy.rank, nasty, herpiated, meth skank, pussy.
10:41 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote could walk and talk while still in the womb.
10:41 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samarai Scrote lost to George Bush in a spelling bee.
10:41 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote memorized the bushido code when he was three months old.
10:41 AM
douchetoevsky said...
samurai scrote taught anne hathaway to like anal.true story.
10:42 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote cooked baby seal fetuses with a magnifying glass as a child.
10:42 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote wipes his ass with Dane Cook.
10:42 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samarai Scrote whipped out his cock on "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader".
10:42 AM
douchetoevsky said...
samurai scrote just bangs bitches and drinks
10:42 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote read the lyrics from El Doucheo's "Devil Went Down to 'Bama" to Mother Teresa...... and she blessed him.
10:44 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote sent anon 8:45 a.m. on a vision quest to find some class.
10:45 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote once had Extreme Makeover/Home Edition build him a massive house in the hills, then he burned it down seconds after they moved the bus.
10:47 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote wants post #666, the Mark of the Choad.
10:48 AM
creature said...
after fucking Xenu, Samurai Scrote had a titanium rod inserted in his uretha & said, "Bring on Plinky's mom!"
10:48 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote knows that organized religion is a gigantic load of shit.
10:49 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote can resurrect Pumpy and make him his right-boob- grabbing man.
10:49 AM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote knows that shit is a religion
10:50 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote sharted, checked his boxers, and there was Joey Porsche.
10:50 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote make me some pancakes, bitch!
10:51 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
The Metaphysical Hooligan wishes he could don Samurai Scrote's mandanna.
10:51 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote and Xenu gave birth to Darth Vader.
10:51 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote hid Verne Troyer in his ass.
10:52 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Cro-Bagnon doesn't know what the fuck "Samurai Scrote" means.
10:52 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samarai Scrote powered the Manhattan Skyline with heat energy harnessed from the taint seam of Hillary's black pantsuit.
10:52 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
The Ab Lobster is pointing. At. Samurai. Scrote.
10:53 AM
pfah said...
the veins in Samurai Scrote's penis are bigger than the Holland Tunnel.
10:53 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
Samurai Scrote had the Magna Carta tattooed on his taint. In four languages.
10:54 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote poked at the Moon and made its craters. "Sea of Tranquility, MY ASS!" he said.
10:55 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote knows why puppy paws smell exactly like corn chips.
10:55 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
Samurai Scrote fucked Sarah Palin across Alaska and won the Iditarod. By accident.
10:58 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote thinks that miss anonymous 4:59am has learned her lesson, and will never make the same mistake again.
10:59 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
Samurai Scrote freebases snow leopards.
11:00 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
When he was kid, Samurai Scrote's allowance was 700 billion.
11:00 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote played the entire ‘Nasty As They Wanna Be’ album for the Dali Lama and afterwards, they went to a bar, drank three bottles of Courvoisier and banged six Vietnamese hookers.
11:00 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
Samurai Scrote's pocket lint is worth more than the GDP of Monaco.
11:01 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote pumped a giant geyser of diarrhea toodles all over the Vatican…… and the Pope wept with joy.
11:01 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
Samurai Scrote's finger smells like pot roast.
11:02 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote cleans outhouse septic tanks with anonymous poster's comments.
11:02 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samarai Scrote says that Sara Palin's taint, smells of lavender, hyacinthe, and Malamute balls.
11:03 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
In space, no one can hear you scream. No one, except Samurai Scrote.
11:03 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
In this pic, its clear Samurai is holding in Waffle House diarrhea.
11:04 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
Samurai Scrote broke the Large Hadron Collider.
11:05 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Room 101 is Samurai Scrote's playpen.
11:06 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
Samurai Scrote knows the trick to separating quarks.
11:06 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote went on safari and finger-banged a Gila Monster.
11:07 AM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote's armpit is New Jersey
11:07 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
@pfah, 11:07 a.m. -Did he use tequila to find love with that Gila?
11:08 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
Samurai Scrote performed cunnilingus on a rattlesnake.
11:08 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote ran up every flight of stairs in the Empire State Building, took at shit on the counter of the souvenir booth, and then ran back down.
11:09 AM
pfah said...
@don't wheeze the douche!....yes. Tila Tequila.
11:10 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
While househunting in Amityville, NY, a chilling voice told Samurai Scrote to "G-E-T O-U-T!"Samurai Scrote replied, "Fuck you!" and bought the whole block.
11:10 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
Samurai Scrote goes to Taco Bell and drinks straight from the meat hose.
11:11 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has Slim Jims for pubic hair.
11:11 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote lost his virginity when he was 7.
11:11 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote puts postage stamps on his sandwiches.
11:11 AM
douchemaster flex said...
Samurai Scrote is the single reason why the outnumbered Finnish were able to defeat the invading Soviet Union during the Winter War.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winter_WarThats quite a feat.
11:12 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote infiltrated the headquarters of Scientology only to find out that Tom Cruise is a robot.
11:13 AM
pfah said...
just this past Tuesday, Samurai Scrote suckled on a wolf nipple.
11:14 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote closed the hole in the ozone layer.
11:15 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote invented the no-handed push-up.
11:16 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote 'wrong-holed' a badger on Christmas Day.
11:17 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote wonders if DB1 has read through this entire thread.
11:18 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai had The Pope over to drink and jerk off to Jonas Brothers Videos.
11:23 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
So anyway, is that pic from their Vegas wedding? Did it last longer than Twitney Spheres' first marriage?Only the Samurai knows.....MUAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
11:25 AM
Crucial Head said...
The tallest towers in the world being erected in Dubai are wind load tested with Samurai Scrote’s flatulence.
11:25 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote can karate chop through a stack of 475 fully grouted concrete masonry units.
11:25 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote can weld steel to concrete using bear scat and a pomegranate seed.
11:26 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote killed Burl Ives for singing "Silver and Choad."
11:26 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote demands to be featured as tomorrow's "Friday Haiku."
11:29 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote teabags the Gulf of Mexico causing hurricanes
11:31 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote knocked up Jaime Lee Spears
11:31 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Fung's dead skin and plucked eyebrow hairs serve as the compost in Samurai Scrote's flower garden.
11:32 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote makes Oprah binge diet
11:32 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote crawdaddy fucks on the road to nowhere
11:33 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
If Samurai Scrote sees his shadow on Groundhog Day, he's gonna get revenge on that motherfucker.
11:33 AM
Crucial Head said...
@Don't Wheeze 11:29amSamurai Scrote invented the haiku so he could effectively communicate with aliens.
11:33 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote plays footsie in Minneapolis airport toilets
11:34 AM
Crucial Head said...
@Pfah 11:09amSamurai Scrote dry humped the elevator shaft of the Empire State Building after shitting on the concession stand.
11:34 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
Samurai Scrote bleeds Raisin Bran.
11:34 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote fully understands California's Title 24 code.
11:34 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote bathed in Lake Erie back in the 70's
11:35 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
For Halloween, Samurai's going to fuck 5 sheep, stick his dick in a quart of mint, oregano, and yogurt, and go out as a Greek Restaurant.
11:42 AM
creature said...
Baron von Gooloo can take Samurai Scrote
11:44 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai was spelunking in Oprah's rectum, and ran into DB Cooper and Steve Fosset.
11:46 AM
douchemaster flex said...
In the unreleased directors redux Samurai Scrote was actually able to kill the character played by Javier Bardem in No Country For Old men.
11:46 AM
johnny said...
Samurai Scrote's arch enemy is FUNG.
11:48 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
John Belushi rolls in his grave at what passes for a samurai these days.
11:48 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai, fearing that the tribal tat on his forehead would make him look stupid, wisely wrapped a striped tie around it instead....
11:49 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Richard Grieco offered his mandanna as a tribute to Samurai Scrote.
11:50 AM
creature said...
@ douche bigelow 11:46were they playing chess with Rosie O'Donnell?
11:51 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote does one man bukake shows out back of the Bellagio
11:55 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote can remove Droopy's stretch marks, but won't. He knows Surfer Kelly is PTP, and the stretch marks are punishment.
11:56 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote makes me want to change my dress style.
11:56 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote has wasted my entire day!
11:58 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote laughed at the size of John Holmes penis.
11:59 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote makes little girls cry.
11:59 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote just downgraded Wachovia to a "Sell"
11:59 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote insists that I've shot my wad, but you good folks should continue!Have a great afternoon! This has been a ton of laughs, and my thanks to all for making my unemployment be thus far fairly relaxing and fun.
12:00 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote eats kittens for breakfast, puppies for lunch, and Christina Applegate's breast for dinner.------ What! too soon?
12:02 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote fired don't wheeze the douche!
12:04 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote made me eat mayo.
12:04 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote hit me with a crusty sock he found behind a dresser.
12:05 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote makes fun of:adolf skroatlercreaturecrucial headdarksockdon't wheeze the douche!douche bigalowdouchetoevskyMr. Whitepfah
12:11 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai had an audience with The Pope, and the old guy stood up, turned around, hiked his gown up to his waste and shot Samurai a Mr. Ed.
12:21 PM
douchelexic said...
wow....i don't think i've EVER seen a response like this. good god.
12:25 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote invented a new flavor of Kool-Aid. In Jonestown.
12:41 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote ate his own head. Twice.
12:41 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
529! Samurai Scrote has penny!
12:42 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote squeezed the Charmin over Mr. Whipple's broken remains.
12:42 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
I got fired by SS? Ouch! LOL
12:43 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
OK, now it's back to my regularly scheduled.....something or other.....
12:45 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai was skating on his hot's forehead, and ripped his nutsack attempting a triple salchow.
12:52 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote recommends Don't Wheeze the Douche go to the track this afternoon & bet the rent on Unusual Heather, #1 horse in the 7th race at Santa Anita!
1:06 PM
Douchebag1 said...
Last one out, remember to get the lights. - management
1:17 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
SS recommends don't wheeze the douche to buy a ski mask, fake gun and learn how to say, "Put all the money in the bag."
1:17 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
SS is always on time.
1:20 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
SS says, "Gay bars are a pain-in-the-ass."
1:22 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Are we still talking about this douche? Cause I heard Samurai Scrote makes ramen noodles out of his enemies intestines.
1:25 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
SS eats FREE every 2nd Tuesday of the week. Don't wheeze the douche, GOOD NEWS! AIG, Leman Bros and Merrill-Lynch have job opportunities available NOW!LOL luv ya man :-]
1:28 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote boxes the moon every night, hence craters.
1:31 PM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote wrote the original "Shogun," then channeled it. Same with "Samurai Warrior."THEN he fucked John Belushi and gave Richard Chamberlain a blow job at the same time.I was confused. Old age.
1:50 PM
Anonymous said...
SS can only have sex w/ elephants. Everything else is too tight. - Palin' husband
1:54 PM
Anonymous said...
SS encourages running with scissors.- Applegate's left tit
1:58 PM
Anonymous said...
SS doesn't wait 30 minutes after eating to swim. - Applegate's right tit
2:01 PM
Anonymous said...
SS knows the meaning of life.- Monty Python
2:06 PM
Anonymous said...
wtf
2:09 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
A bone marrow transplant from Samurai Scrote will put your cancer in remission..right before you wrap your dome in something inappropriate.
2:15 PM
Miss Anonymous said...
I've just been smote by Samurai Scrote.
2:22 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai's artistic, he faux painted Rosie O Donnell's vulva with a shower loofa.
2:28 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
This is what a small shit stain in your undies looks like at 150x.
2:35 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote goes to sleep at 11pm with Darksock and Pfah.
3:35 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote gratifies himself with a Scottish cheese grater.
3:46 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's thread today was like the Longine's Symphony; it doesn't stop.Surely you've been satisfied with the direction of the thread veering from Rush back on topic to SS, Miss Anon. No?
3:52 PM
DarkSock said...
"G'nite, John-Boy.""G'Nite, Samurai Scrote"."G'Nite, DB1..."*click*
3:53 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
SS enjoys an occasional reach around.Be the first to place an ad on his girl's forehead.- Adolf
3:54 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
DarkSock, wake the fuck up!
3:55 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
You aint done yet.......
3:55 PM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote insists that this thread hits 1000 posts.
4:08 PM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote eats styrofoam cups and shits out beer coolers
4:09 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Half way there, we need to get the "Old Guard" up from theri slumber.- Adolf
4:11 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote wrote Back to the Future, and Back to the Future II. But had nothing to do with the thrid one
4:13 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote invented the push up bra because small titties disgust him.
4:14 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote invented herpes as a tracking device for all the women he's slept with, and as a target for every man whose slept with a member of his ever growing harem. Do not let Samurai Scrote catch you taking Valtrex!
4:28 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote was.....was......ZZZzzzZZZ......was at the Alamo.pfffhhhhttt........
4:43 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote uses a toothbrush made with the pubic hairs of Mrs. Martin Van Buren
4:52 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote taught John Bonham how to play the drums, cleans his toilet with Keith Moon and grooms his anal hair with Neal Peart.
4:54 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote wipes his ass with the skins of vegan animal rights activists.
4:55 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote once rogered Chuck Yeager with the warp core of the Starship Enterprise, 15 years before he test-piloted the X-1.
4:57 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote has had sex with Wilt Chamberlain and Gene Simmons more than 24,600 times.
4:58 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote dunks the Cervix of Jenna Jameson in his morning coffee like a glazed donut; -each and every day.
5:00 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote taught Bill Clinton the meaning of the word, 'Is'.
5:03 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote helped young George Carlin write his first joke.
5:05 PM
Simon LeDouche said...
Spare tie: checkBlu-blocker shades: checkLindsay Lohan impersonator: checkTaking your older brother's fashion advice on April Fool's day: priceless.
5:06 PM
Simon LeDouche said...
Spare tie: checkBlu-blocker shades: checkLindsay Lohan impersonator: checkTaking your older brother's fashion advice on April Fool's day: priceless.
5:06 PM
pfah said...
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5:13 PM
Archidoucheis said...
pfah's not actually sleeping,Samurai Scrote just slapped him in the back of the head straight into a mini coma.
5:25 PM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote farted out Hurricane Katrina.
5:26 PM
pfah said...
mgguuahh....snarffugh.........Samurai Scrote will be batting clean-up for the Cubs throughout the remainder of the playoffs.
5:29 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote had his ACL repaired with a steel cable stolen from the Brooklyn Bridge.
5:30 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote believes the Seattle Seahawks will beat the Giants by 7 on Sunday.
5:31 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote will be in charge of the teleprompter in tonight's VP debate.
5:32 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote recommended that Sarah Palin wear Spiderman underoos this evening to even have a chance.
5:33 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote sniffs permanent markers before making important decisions.
5:34 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote firmly believes that Dane Cook has a vagina.
5:35 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote once strapped himself to the hood of a Hyundai with duct tape.
5:37 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote thinks that Larry King actually died 4 years ago.
5:39 PM
Barack Douchebama said...
Samurai Scrote gave Xenu a reach around
5:39 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote shaves his testicles with a butter knife.
5:39 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote truly believes there was another gunman on the Grassy Knoll.
5:40 PM
h.R. Puff 'n Douche said...
Samurai Scrote is a doodie head
5:40 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote wears velcro shoes.
5:41 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote hires a Romanian woman to do all his ironing.
5:42 PM
Douchenozzle said...
Samurai Scrote can fart Stairway To Heaven
5:42 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote threw Timmy down the well.
5:42 PM
Barack Douchebama said...
Samurai Scrote anally raped Natalie from Facts of Life
5:43 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote believes that people who drink low-fat milk are pussies.
5:44 PM
Grandmaster douche said...
Samurai Scrote liked New Coke
5:44 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote owes jesus $40.
5:45 PM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote owns 600.
5:45 PM