201 ~ 400

Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote is "The Bat Man"
8:34 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote could have gotten to 200 posts in half the time it took us.
8:35 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote skull fucked JFK on Nov. 22, 1963.
8:35 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote does trig and calculus for fun.
8:36 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote was sitting in front of Lincoln.
8:37 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote named his boy Sue, then shot him just to watch him die.
8:37 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote ruined the Beatles.
8:37 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote is a douchebag who said, "Yeah, I Fucked Fish Slap!"And @archidoucheis, 1:12 a.m. - Sure is! : D
8:38 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote donated skin grafts to Travis Barker.
8:39 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
@Adolf, 8:36 a.m. -Sarah Palin had another kid?(Ouch. Too much?)
8:39 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote once took a shit in the Grotto at the Playboy mansion.
8:40 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote showed Albert Einstein how to convert units of mass to units of energy.
8:40 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote invented the Rusty Trombone by accident.
8:41 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Ouchy
8:41 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote is the number one cause for divorce in Canada.
8:42 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote invented the cell phone, ran up a $1,000 bill and skipped town.
8:43 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote coined the phrase 'take two and call me in the morning'.
8:43 AM
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8:43 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote is the last number of pi.
8:44 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote is the number one reason for marriage in the states.
8:44 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote eats bandaids and shits Corn Pops.
8:44 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote once dry-humped Madonna's left leg during her Like a Virgin tour.
8:45 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote is the first number of infinity.
8:45 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote provided the matter that caused the Big Bang.
8:45 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's skull is a 350 short block.
8:45 AM
Anonymous said...
Samurai Scrote has nothing better to do all day, so posts what Samurai Scrote does all day on a blog.
8:45 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote can fold time, space and poodles.
8:46 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote felt up Mother Teresa while wet humping the Pope.
8:46 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's ear wax is the cure for diabeetus.
8:46 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote posts as Anonymous, 8:45 a.m.
8:46 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Some people piss their name in the snow. Samurai Scrote can piss his name into concrete
8:46 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote doesn't masturbate; he fists himself with his hand in a chrome toaster oven.
8:47 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote doesn't remove his shoes at airport security checkpoints.
8:48 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote shits his name in snow.
8:48 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote once shot an enemy plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
8:48 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote is going to find anonymous poster at 8:45am and kill him while he sleeps.
8:49 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep at night, he checks under his bed for Samurai Scrote.
8:49 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote keeps his cash in his urethra.
8:49 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
@Adolf, 8:48 a.m. -Didn't he also do it with this gun?
8:50 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote puts the Suicide Prevention Hotline on hold.
8:51 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote can unscramble an egg.
8:51 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote beat Wilford Brimley in beer pong in 1948.
8:51 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote fashions steel trusses by farting on iron scrap heaps.
8:51 AM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote fucked John Belushi while blowing Richard Chamberlain at the same time.
8:52 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote is Bea Arthur's father...... and mother.
8:52 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote notes that Anon 8:45 am has nothing better to do all day than passively read posts about him, then offer a limp-dicked heckle.
8:52 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote can unsolve a Rubik's Cube by putting it back into its scrambled position.
8:53 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote puts the holes in every single Life Savers candy. The Hard Way.
8:53 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is the secret ingredient in KFC and Coca-Cola.
8:53 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote can emulate string theory with gravy skins. Underwater.
8:54 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
@ don't wheeze the douche!Yes, that's the one. It made a BANG sound!
8:54 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote.....is.
8:54 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote knows where the beef is...... insert Plinky's mom joke here...
8:54 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's cell phone is a 1982 Buick Skylark. Covered in beef jerky.
8:55 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Anon 8:45 am massages Samurai Scrote's taint.
8:55 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote built the Golden Gate Bridge with pick up sticks, a can of peanuts and Elmers glue.
8:56 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote nailed him so hard that he created the Fung Shui.
8:56 AM
pfah said...
@crucial head8:52.......NOOOoooOOOoOoooo!!!!
8:56 AM
douchetoevsky said...
samurai scrote knows the solution to america's financial crisis, but won't tell anyone 'cause he's a giant douchebag
8:56 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote is (obviously) now a shoo-in for the Weekly.
8:58 AM
douchetoevsky said...
samurai scrote tears holes in the space/time continum just to impress hotts
8:58 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
I found a picture of Anon 8:45 am.
8:58 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote cured cancer in 1945 then stuck the cure in "Little Boy" and dropped it on Nagasaki.
8:58 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote stopped me from projectile vomiting at the monitor after looking at Adolf's link.
9:00 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote thinks Plinky's mom is hot & fucks every Friday ... & in the ass Sat morning
9:01 AM
creature said...
carp migrate up Samurai Scrotes anal canal
9:01 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote survived the attack in pfah's avatar. Easily.
9:01 AM
creature said...
baby seals club Samurai Scrote... he just grins & winks
9:02 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote used the jawbone of Sarah Palin's retarded baby as a speculum to perform Cindy McCain's pap smear.
9:02 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote can bench press Xenu's ballsac
9:03 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote knew in advance about Pearl Harbor. Fucking bastage!
9:03 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote doggy plowed John Wayne
9:03 AM
creature said...
Oscar is a cast of Samurai Sscrotes cock
9:04 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote drinks scalding hot coffee from the pot!Note: not that kind of pot Pfah.
9:04 AM
creature said...
Samutai Scrote gives Nancy Reagan multiples
9:05 AM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote is Xenu's secret agent.
9:05 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote CAN believe it's not butter
9:05 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote is the only person in the world that can actually email a roundhouse kick.
9:06 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote helped PhotoShop Pfah's avatar.
9:07 AM
johnny scrotten said...
Samurai Scrote invented Spam.Both kinds...
9:07 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
http://www.pitt.edu/~dash/creation.html"The death of YmirOdin, Vili, and Vé killed the giant Ymir.When Ymir fell, there issued from his wounds such a flood of blood, that all the frost ogres were drowned, except for the giant Bergelmir who escaped with his wife by climbing onto a lur [a hollowed-out tree trunk that could serve either as a boat or a coffin]. From them spring the families of frost ogres.Earth, trees, and mountainsThe sons of Bor then carried Ymir to the middle of Ginnungagap and made the world from him. From his blood they made the sea and the lakes; from his flesh the earth; from his hair the trees; and from his bones the mountains. They made rocks and pebbles from his teeth and jaws and those bones that were broken."Samurai Scrote was the foreman.
9:07 AM
Crucial Head said...
Is it wierd that I have an IOB after writing my last post?
9:07 AM
creature said...
Sarah Silverman jumps rope with congealed streams of Samurai Scrote's semen
9:08 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Don't blame ya one bit, crucial - two cougars like that can do it to anyone.Unless Samurai Scrote forbids it.
9:09 AM
johnny scrotten said...
Samurai Scrote plays disc golf with babies.As his discs...
9:09 AM
ac douchey said...
@bcs & crucial- i spent the last 5 minutes trying to get thru all of your posts, while still breathing, and not pissing myself.@bcs- i don't have moving pictures on vinyl, but i know i've got a copy of 2112 around here somewhere!hahahahaha! ok, that being said... first:is she that big? no. he's obviously an ugly, tiny munchkin.second:is she blind? i think he took her glasses. otherwise, i don't think she'd be smiling.third:if i were standing next to a 5'4" stack of beautiful vanilla and raspberry ice cream, i wouldn't be making a face like i smelled shit...unless i were a complete fucking douchebag. which is, of course, what we have here.
9:10 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote satisfies Rosie O'Donnel using his littlest piggy, ball bearings, 3 in 1 oil & whale bone
9:13 AM
johnny scrotten said...
Samurai Scrote goes skitchin behind top fuel dragsters.
9:14 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote made Anne Heche leave Ellen Degeneres
9:16 AM
johnny scrotten said...
Samurai Scrote shucks corn with his dick.He leaves the strings on though...
9:16 AM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote plays pipe organs and pipes organs at the same time.
9:17 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote plugs holes in Dykes... see Rosie & Ellen comment
9:17 AM
johnny scrotten said...
Samurai Scrote wrote "Cherry Pie", and he didn't mean it that way.
9:17 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote makes John Mc Cain eat rat meat... still
9:17 AM
johnny scrotten said...
When Samurai Scrote talks, people die.
9:18 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote killed Elvis... by farting
9:18 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote outgrossed Titanic without a movie.
9:18 AM
Anthony LaBaglia said...
Samurai Scrote beats off like Marilyn Monroe playing paddleball in The Misfits
9:18 AM
johnny scrotten said...
Samurai Scrote sleeps on punji sticks.
9:19 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote named the color "Fung"
9:19 AM
Anthony LaBaglia said...
It might take a good man to beat Samurai Scrote, but it won't take him long.
9:19 AM
Anthony LaBaglia said...
Samurai Scrote was at Gutfest '89.
9:20 AM
johnny scrotten said...
Samurai Scrote considers "Band of Brothers" to be a romantic comedy.
9:20 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote will enter the Presidential race on Hallowe'en. And win.
9:20 AM
Anthony LaBaglia said...
Samurai Scrote sodomized the Soup Nazi.
9:20 AM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote folds origami with his ballsac, and organ-ami with his cock.
9:21 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote developed Bill & Ted's phone booth.
9:21 AM
Anthony LaBaglia said...
Samurai Scrote put a sign in Tony Sirico's yard that said "droopy man-boobs" and still survived.
9:22 AM
johnny scrotten said...
Samurai Scrote pre-scripted all of the answers for tonite's V.P. debate.
9:22 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote can blow 1 billion Chinamen at once
9:23 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote IS the Big Bang.
9:24 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote vacations at Guantanamo Bay
9:25 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote is both supply and demand.
9:25 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote craps a superfund site
9:25 AM
whoop-di-douche said...
Samurai Scrote has already registered in all 50 states, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands and Guam. Then he fucked the Virgin Islands.
9:25 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote thinks Plinky's moms queef smells like victory
9:26 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote called for an end to those inane Mentos commercials.(Wait, that gives him a +1 in my book.)
9:27 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote fashioned airbags for his 1962 Valiant out of female Albino Tiger placentas.
9:27 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote raped Hera while Zeus shivered in fear in the corner.
9:28 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote will ride Donkey Douche and drive Joey Porsche on his way to victory in the Weekly and the Monthly.
9:28 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote painted the Sistine Chapel with his sperm after eating a box of crayons.
9:28 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
When Samurai Scrote passes "Go!" he collects $500.
9:30 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote can make 8-letter words in Scrabble. Every time.
9:32 AM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote invented the Sybian (although originally as an electric toothbrush).
9:38 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote lost his virginity before his dad did.
9:39 AM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote flosses with Short Boats intestines
9:41 AM
Vin Douchal said...
The hair on Samurai Scrote's balls is used for knitting Afgani sweaters
9:42 AM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote went back in time and had sex with over 100 women back around 1960-1970. Coincidentally all those women gave birth to the 85 bears.
9:43 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote made Al Bundy a football hero.
9:43 AM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote uses DJ Bello as a condom.
9:45 AM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote's middle name is Geddy Lee
9:46 AM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote is the key master and Purg hottie is the gate keeper (ie Zuul)
9:46 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote will put Judas Priest, Rush, Iron Maiden, and all other deserving bands in the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame.
9:47 AM
Archidoucheis said...
Samurai Scrote tells Hailey's Comet when to pass by the Earth.
9:48 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote will make Jann Wenner his bitch.
9:48 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote is the player introduction of choice for all sporting events.
9:49 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote was 1st in Hillary Duff
9:49 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote was Hari Seldon's mentor.
9:50 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote made Milton Berle blush in the locker room
9:50 AM
Steve Zodiac said...
Samurai scrote is the magic ninja of poo.
9:51 AM
creature said...
the CDC uses Samurai Scrotes rectum to harvest STD cultures
9:51 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
@ archidoucheis 9:45Spit all over my MacBook Air! Holy Smokes that's some funny shit.
9:52 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote built the Rama World, Ringworld, and supervised the construction of the Two Towers.
9:52 AM
Archidoucheis said...
The iracongi box jellyfish is not the most venomous animal on the planet. Samurai Scrote is. Symptoms of being stung include the urge to pump your fist in the air, orange skin color, a prolapsed rectum, and eventually death.
9:53 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote put a skylight in his condo.He lives on the first floor of a high-rise.
9:54 AM
Archidoucheis said...
Cocaine does Samurai Scrote
9:54 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
THE POWER OF SAMURAI SCROTE COMPELS YOU!
9:54 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote craps bigger than Jack Palance
9:54 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Just when you think you're out, Samurai Scrote pulls you back in.
9:55 AM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
The Waffen SS was named in honor of Samurai Scrote.
9:56 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Don't ask Samurai Scrote about his business.
9:56 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
I'm mad as Samurai Scrote, and I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
9:57 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
When in the presence of Samurai Scrote, Rodney Dangerfield gets respect.
9:59 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote created the heavens and the earth in 6 days.On the 7th, he just banged bitches and drank.
10:00 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote's testicles are filled with even more testicles
10:02 AM
bcs said...
samurai scrote convinced your grandma that obama is muslim
10:04 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote's suit that he will wear in his casket is made from the foreskins of retired NFL slot receivers.
10:04 AM
Anonymous said...
Samurai Scrote will drink Joe-six pack's six pack and use the can deposit to save the economy.
10:05 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote wears a necklace made from Gunga Din's vas deferens.
10:06 AM
pfah said...
Mongo sent Samurai Scrote a candy-gram.
10:08 AM
Anonymous said...
Samurai Scrote once killed a zebra using only his scowl.
10:10 AM
pfah said...
Dan Marino's penis hangs around the rear view mirror of Samurai Scrote's 2008 Mercedes AMG G55.
10:10 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
"Sweep the leg, Johnny! Do you have a problem with that?""No, sensei Samurai Scrote!"
10:10 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote once kicked Rosie O'Donnell in the balls.
10:11 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Play it again, Samurai Scrote.
10:11 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
I do not like green eggs on a short boat!I do not like them, Samurai Scrote!
10:12 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's skeleton is made of old growth lumber.
10:12 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote ate Mr. Miyagi's right leg on accident.
10:13 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's favorite flavor of Jell-O is Scotch.
10:13 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote forced Metallica to finally make an album that wasn't total shit.
10:14 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote actually clicked on every ad link on the left side of HCwDB.com
10:15 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote made Clay Aiken publicly announce that he is gay.
10:15 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote can unlock the cells at Abu Graib with his pecker
10:15 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote has a jet ski made out of Bryant Gumbel.
10:15 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote has no taint... he's all asshole
10:16 AM
pfah said...
Samurai Scrote once titty-fucked Mr. T.
10:16 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote straps the Eiffel Tower to his forehead so he can 69 Rosie O’Donnell.
10:16 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote birthed himself after gestating in a sperm whale’s kidney for forty days and forty nights.
10:17 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote will dissolve PETA for this idiocy.....
10:17 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote ejaculates lawn clippings.
10:17 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote pisses Black Rain
10:17 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote eats boulders and shits sand.
10:18 AM
Anonymous said...
Samurai Scrote will dump out your finest bourbon and eat the bottle just to show you he means business.
10:18 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote cleans his toilet bowl with a weed eater.
10:18 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scote had this prom picture taken in Nancy Pelosi's panty liner.
10:19 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote takes dumps in urinals.
10:19 AM
Scare-A-Douche said...
Samurai Scrote drinks gasoline smoothies for breakfast, then has a sensible dinner.
10:19 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote can make Hillary Clinton kegel a gold fish bowl
10:19 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrotes merkin is a bear paw
10:20 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote peg legs Jenna Bush
10:22 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote's is really Matt Lauer
10:23 AM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote sailed around the world in a Campbell's soup can in twenty three minutes.
10:23 AM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote passes kidney stones the size of the goodyear blimp... & grins
10:23 AM
Anonymous said...
Samurai Scrote has partied with both Bruce Lee and Lee Greenwood.
10:24 AM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote has seen the future, and knows that Idiocracy is prophetic.
10:24 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote can deep throat a mailbox full of anthrax.
10:25 AM
creature said...
the bramble tatt on Short Boat is Samurai Scrotes rectal fingerprint
10:25 AM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai watches Imax films on his hot's forehead.
10:26 AM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote smokes Marboro Reds. Filter first.
10:26 AM
Anonymous said...
Samurai Scrote has gotten head just because of his headband.
10:26 AM