1001 ~ 1200

creature said...
Samurai Scrote taught Deathtongue how to spoil very hott chicks
1:11 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
1000
1:11 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote taught Peaches how to point
1:11 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai says "Xenu, how do you like my shit NOW?"
1:12 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
don't wheeze the douche! said, "WINNER"
1:12 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote said "you guys really need a life"
1:12 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote will be listed above the forgotten "Glinty" in the hallowed Hall of Scrote.
1:12 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
I still say its Matt Lauer
1:12 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote secretes boric acid from boils on his ass
1:12 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote taught reading to blind children.
1:13 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote said "First one to 2000 gets to rape me in the ass!"
1:13 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote cells CD players to deaf children.
1:13 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
@douchetoevsky, 1:12 p.m. -Samurai Scrote is crucial's anon stalker?Mystery solved. And by "Mystery," I don't mean the douchebag. This time.
1:13 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrotes anal itches are wild fires
1:13 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote can play Type O Negative on a flute and still cause a mosh pit.
1:14 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote can play the bass lines to all Minutemen songs simultaneously with his eyelashes.
1:14 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
don't wheeze the douche! is my hero!
1:14 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote can decipher Elton John's lyrics.
1:14 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote booked a plane ticket to Fiji and then ran there on foot.
1:15 PM
creature said...
when Samurai Scrote shaves his junk it's called a clear cut
1:15 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrotes STD test are done at the CDC
1:15 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Congress passed the bailout plan because Samurai Scrote cleaned out his pocket change and donated it.
1:16 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote sells CD players to deaf children.
1:16 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote knows where D.P. Cooper is…… and he spent all his money on jelly dongs, vaseline and a swan.
1:16 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrotes back acne is the Andes
1:16 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote gave Bill & Ted their advanced (and unseen) guitar lessons in the final scenes of "Bogus Journey."
1:17 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote was texting the conductor of the Metrolink train while combing his hair with a John Deer chisel plow.
1:17 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote knows O.J. did it.
1:17 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote set up Sacco and Vanzetti.
1:17 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote keeps Bison Dele locked in his basement and feeds him dung beetles and cat urine.
1:17 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote is actually 'The Stig'
1:18 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote shaves crop circles in Oprah's nappy
1:18 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote bet against the 1919 Chicago White Sox.
1:19 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote keeps asking you for,"Oh, 'bout Three Fitty."
1:20 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote sleeps with Amelia Earhart.
1:20 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote was in the original lineup of the Stooges
1:20 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote knows hell ain't a bad place to be
1:21 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote keeps picking off the regulars...... first Plinky, then Ed, then Mr. White, then Pfah...duhfoiqwyt9347yhasdkj;...
1:21 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote beat Cumberland 222-0. Then he pasted Georgia Tech by the same score.
1:22 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote gave Sid his 1st fix
1:22 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote told the Ramones to play faster
1:23 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote is livin' after midnight, rockin' 'til the dawn, lovin' 'til the morning.....and then he's gone.....he's gone.
1:23 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote told Custer he could whup Sitting Bull
1:23 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote jumped into one of those old Christmas Hannah Barbara animations, and was so tired of the weak storyline he fucked the Fred Astaire character in the ass.
1:23 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote could win the world series of poker blind
1:24 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote can suck start a leaf blower for mexican landscapers.
1:24 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote coverted Miton Freidman to socialism
1:24 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote convinced Rob Halford to start wearing leather."No one will suspect a thing."
1:24 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote shaves with a Cummins engine block
1:24 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote trims his ear hair with a Toro
1:24 PM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote got creature back in here, so thusly, me to. Then he had a hot carl with my mom.
1:25 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote boils his catfish
1:25 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote reads the Koran in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn.
1:25 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote KILLED DA WABBIT! And without his speaw and magic hewmet.
1:25 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote uses Sikh men as Q-tips
1:26 PM
douchetoevsky said...
@ Crucial 1:21-Nothing more whiskey can't cure!uifdhdsaiunfw8er043q85j.....
1:26 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote was raised in a photocopier by Green Berets
1:26 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote killed Johnny Carson
1:26 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote kicked Pops' ass in every "Speed Racer" episode.
1:26 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote challenged Proust to a writing contest and won.-Then he mocked him for being named after a French Mime.
1:27 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote makes Chaka Khans backside quake at 7.4 on the richter scale
1:27 PM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote said hit 2000 posts or he will turn us all into wood imps
1:27 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote knows Spridle's gender. And he won't tell.
1:27 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote taught Rick James how to chain up white women
1:28 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote says, "Fuck 2000! Gimme 2112!"And the meek did indeed inherit the earth.
1:28 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote is a DB1 nightmare
1:28 PM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote wites Bubba The Love Sponge's jokes
1:29 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote is more Fd up and pathetic than ((Corey Feldman)*(Corey Haim))^Chernobyl.
1:29 PM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote banged Hillary Clinton while Bill watched at www.bangmywife
1:30 PM
DarkSock said...
Don't Wheeze has connected the cosmic dots, guys.This whole retarded thread blew up because "Miss Anon" complained about us chatting about Geddy Lee instead of SS.How awesome to shut 'er down at 2112.
1:30 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote is A Horse With No Name.
1:30 PM
blinded by the light dressed up like a douche said...
Samurai Scrote causes DB1 to say "For fucks sakes, guys....C'mon...jeez.."
1:31 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
When Samurai Scrote goes to a football game and it rains, he cuts the reservoir tip off a bright purple condom, and wears it to keep dry.
1:31 PM
wonkydouchey said...
Samurai Scrote knows both:What Willis was talking aboutand What Kenneth's Frequency was.
1:31 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote eats plain spaghetti. Without boiling it.
1:31 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote cleans his teeth with Steve Buscemi
1:32 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote watches Scat Porn. That is, pornos starring Scatman Crothers.
1:32 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote rides a moped covered in bear scat.
1:33 PM
creature said...
Magnum can't contain Samurai Scrote... nor can Hefty
1:33 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote just realized there's no one in the Doobie Brothers that has that last name.
1:33 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote kills the slugs in my garden by belching
1:34 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote says DB1's going to have to dig deep to produce a more epic douche and thus break the collective trance.
1:34 PM
DarkSock said...
If Samurai Scrote touches you then you will explode like a Hefty Bag filled with vegetable soup dropped from the Sears Tower.
1:34 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote gets his taint waxed by rabbi jewel cutters
1:35 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote thought Geddy Lee was a wussbag until he heard him sing "Take off to the Great White North"
1:35 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote made Heather Locklear Bleethe 2.0
1:35 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote told Donnie to shut the fuck up
1:36 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote won the Battle of Gettysburg.
1:36 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote got picked on alot in school, which might explain why he ended up in a Vegas wedding chapel with a thick dicked tranny.
1:36 PM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote taught Joe Strummer about punk, then killed a b'ar
1:37 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote realizes that he's not hearing applause, but instead the furious masturbation of the regulars to the photos of Sweathog's hot DB1 just posted as a tourniquet to this runaway train of a thread.
1:37 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote can crush diamonds with his sphincter
1:37 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote rolls on Shibbas
1:37 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote delayed all of Boston's album releases.
1:38 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote is an optimistic Nihilist.
1:38 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote told Clinton, "aw c'mon, let her blow ya, Jefferson had Jane after all"
1:39 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
@darksock, 1:37 p.m. -And we're still able to type posts because Samurai Scrote taught us how to multitask.
1:39 PM
creature said...
instead of a ruler tattoo on his forearm for fisting, Samurai Scrote has a rod (msmnt)
1:40 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote christened Warren G. Harding the "Teapot Douche."
1:40 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
1100?
1:40 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote told NASA "its only one heat shield....".
1:41 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote donkey punches Donkey Douche
1:41 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote makes a helluva caucasian
1:41 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote hates binary numbers.
1:41 PM
creature said...
sorry DB1 but Samurai Scrote broke Purg Hotties hymen
1:41 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote is going to come back and cut off you chonson
1:42 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote demnands the cover of "Hot Chicks with Douchebags II."
1:43 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote says until there's another picture of Googly Moogly, he's hijacked the site.
1:43 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote videotapes Chuck Berry peeing
1:43 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote also demands that I proofread my posts more carefully.Demnand it!
1:43 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote uses that tie as a tooth pick
1:43 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote notes that my 1:43 post was #1111....
1:45 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote says no thread is epic, unless there is mockery from Elastic Snap Hole of The Love Bear
1:45 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote is the Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything as well as being Deep Thought, the computer.
1:45 PM
creature said...
Samurai Scrote gave GW Bush his 1st line of coke.... he also gave Laura her 1st anal
1:45 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote chews soup
1:46 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote hung those 2000 chads in Florida.
1:47 PM
elastic snap hole of the love bear said...
Samurai Scrote doesn't use Drano, he urinates into the clog.
1:47 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote chopped down George Washington's cherry tree.
1:47 PM
elastic snap hole of the love bear said...
Samurai Scrote masterbates by slamming his cock in a wet thesaurus
1:48 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote kicked the cow that started the Great Chicago Fire, then killed and grilled it over the fire.
1:48 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote's colon is made of Slim Jims
1:48 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote says, "Xenu's 1231 is in sight. MOVE YOUR ASSES!"
1:49 PM
elastic snap hole of the love bear said...
Samurai Scrote puts his penis into elastic snap holes on hairy bears.
1:49 PM
i killed a hobo said...
Samurai Scrote is a vagitarian.
1:49 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote fucked up Steven Colbert's right ear.
1:49 PM
blinded by the light dressed up like a douche said...
Samurai Scrote knows why the caged bird sings
1:50 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samura Skrote Demnand yu selekt SPELLCHECKER nechkxt tyme.
1:50 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote can absolutely, positively deliver Christmas Eve presents in half Santa's time.Without reindeer.
1:50 PM
burlington mansack said...
Samurai Scrote rocks the vote
1:50 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote made me fire one of my employees just moments ago.
1:51 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote bought all the failed banks.
1:51 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote ruined my teeth.
1:51 PM
elastic snap hole of the love bear said...
Samurai Scrote buttfucks Jim Davis everytime he makes Garfield joke about lasagna
1:51 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote told Adolf to hire Wheeze and Douchetoevsky.
1:51 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote owns no fire tools; he stirs the coals with his dick.
1:52 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote pissed on my dog's leg.
1:52 PM
elastic snap hole of the love bear said...
Samurai Scrote invented the anus
1:52 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote hid my gerbil somewhere.
1:52 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote is buying mortgage backed securities like a sum bitch
1:53 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote paper-cuts his foreskin for added pleasure
1:53 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote jumped to conclusion.
1:53 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote loans the government money
1:53 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
@elastic, 1:51 p.m. -Hmmmmm, perhaps Samurai Scrote started "Garfield Minus Garfield".....
1:53 PM
DarkSock said...
Samurai Scrote buys his furniture from Wal-Mart.
1:53 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote caught the Bandit and the Snowman and fucked the holy hell out of Frog.
1:54 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote is a knucklehead… literally, his skull is made from moose knuckles and dehydrated bat colons.
1:54 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote is the savior of the unemployed
1:54 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote wants to remind Wheeze and Douchetoevsky that Adolf is a pure DICK HEAD.
1:54 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote marvels at the lost productivity of the American Worker.......
1:54 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote gave birth to Caroline from the Friday Musing’s thread by implanting a bunny’s uterus in his abdomen...... and he masturbates to her image every night.
1:54 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote ran across the country and stubbed his toe in Arizona, creating the Grand Canyon.
1:55 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote made Rosa Park’s bus driver ride in the back.
1:55 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote said things are just in a slump, and he feels for you, as he lit his $90 cigar with a $100 bill.
1:56 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote is the HEAD DICK
1:56 PM
Vin Douchal said...
Samurai Scrote is flyteeth's interpreter at the UN
1:56 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote said less than 2,000 is unacceptable.
1:57 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote diddled a lamprey on the hood of his 1953 Buick while he drove through the Pacific Ocean from California to China.
1:57 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote visited 14th-century Europe and demanded changes.
1:57 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote said that he is an addiction.An addiction worse than crack, meth and heroin.
1:58 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote doesn't get hung over, he just gets more and more drunk...... like me in a few hours.
1:58 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote demnandneddsnds to know how Crucial Head got his moniker.
1:59 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote reads books by karate chopping them in half and yelling Hibachi!
1:59 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote thought Wachovia was an eastern block country where the women have stache's and dense pubis.
2:00 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote chugs The Macallan. Neil Peart said, "Hmmmmm, maybe I should try that stuff."
2:00 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote barbeques with a jet engine's exhaust.
2:00 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote did a handstand and accidently pushed the Earth off its orbit.
2:02 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Not even Samurai Scrote can figure out how Billy Joel landed Christie Brinkley, nor how Rik Ocasek diddles Paulina Porizkova.There are limits after all.
2:02 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Samurai Scrote blew a seal.No, not a rubber gasket separating 2 objects, but a real seal. He was at circus, felt lonely, next thing you know, blam, seal pecker.
2:02 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Money makes you handsome.
2:03 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
But still, shit! Even Anna Nicole was smart enough to know the old coot would keel over shortly and that she wouldn't have to, you know.....
2:04 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Not even Samurai Scrote can figure out what the fuck we use TRIG for.
2:05 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote taught Helen Keller how to pilot a Stealth.
2:06 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Not even Samurai Scrote can laugh, fart, and blow bubbles at the same time.
2:06 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote says, functional alcoholics are relatively creative
2:06 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote uses the Hoover Dam as oral contraception.
2:06 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote can answer all contractor’s RFI’s before a project even starts.
2:07 PM
Crucial Head said...
Samurai Scrote says there’s a line outside my office door of needy drafts persons…Brb.
2:08 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote's car never hits water buffaloes, but he borrows hotts' towels anyway.
2:09 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote knows the head is crucial
2:10 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote on the water, fire in the sky.
2:10 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote stands 6'5", 6'9" with the afro
2:11 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote poured a glass of water on Yngwie Malmsteen and UNLEASHED THE FUCKING FURY.....and then laughed.
2:11 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote has my office wondering if I'm a porn addict....
2:12 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote is the Prince of F**kin' Darkness.
2:12 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
Not even Samurai Scrote can figure out why girls have vocal chords.
2:12 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote put all those muthafuckin' snakes on that muthafuckin' plane.
2:13 PM
Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...
douchetoevsky, nice FLETCH
2:13 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote is a shepherd.
2:14 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai wrote "but as for me, I took the road less travelled.....in hopes of finding hookers, and not getting pulled over drunk with an expired tag"
2:14 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote brought down Duke & Duke for a dollar.
2:15 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote is hooked on a feeling
2:15 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote used the whole fist on Mr. Babar.
2:16 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote's wife, only asks him once about something.
2:16 PM
douchetoevsky said...
In Philadelphia, Samurai Scrote is worth $50
2:16 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote nailed Inga from Sveden.
2:17 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote drives an Oldsmobuick
2:17 PM
Douche Bigalow said...
Samurai Scrote told Hourglass she was too pedestrian.
2:17 PM
douchetoevsky said...
Samurai Scrote has a chain belt in kung fu
2:18 PM
Don't wheeze the douche! said...
Samurai Scrote made the Smails kid eat it.